whose hotter? edward or jacob?

[scherbchen]

whoopsie, kind of forgot to put the female contenders up there... all confused by my secret crush on get-a-haircut-guy....

Sophia Myles in Underworld

Rhona Mitra, the same

honorable mention

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[negZero]

Spoiler :

Bigger is always better

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And he beats all vampires/werewolves/humans in everything.

 

[Karalysia]

How could you not include:

 

[Angst]

response in spoiler

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TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1111

Thank you for posting that before I had to fondle around with the size settings so that I could just quote this very true statement.

 

[scherbchen]

How could you not include:

because Sophia Myles just trumps her, did not want to turn this into another babe thread. but then again, why not?

 

[civ_king]

Thank you for posting that before I had to fondle around with the size settings so that I could just quote this very true statement.

 

[Tekee]

OHHHHHHH

Anyways Jacob is looking down baceause if he looked up everyone would see his pug nose, probably because his ancestry from Germany bulldogs.

Here is that ****** and judge again, why he is so ugly.

Not that Edward is a prize pig himself, he has such a huge forehead like some Englishman. His forehead gives him an extension of the old Englishman's greed and treacherousness.

Jacob looks like he is made of friggin plastic!

 

[GenMarshall]

Neather, I only gauge hotness in women.

 

[nc-1701]

They both look like they could use a few solid punches to the ribs and grin, maybe a kick or two in the face to give them some character... That might smudge their make up though

Seriously Twilight sucks! I watched the first movie, and the only thing I could think was that they needed to get some real anti-vampire weapons. Cause guns and pepper spray fail, I was thinking small cans of spray on napalm.

 

[Tekee]

They both look like they could use a few solid punches to the ribs and grin, maybe a kick or two in the face to give them some character... That might smudge their make up though

Seriously Twilight sucks! I watched the first movie, and the only thing I could think was that they needed to get some real anti-vampire weapons. Cause guns and pepper spray fail, I was thinking small cans of spray on napalm.

Lol if you search up Taylor Lautner, you will get pages full of his self-ab shots.
Like all Teenage gangster boys on facebook, on their profiles you will find albums full of "ab-shots" lol.
That would fall down in one hit. His ab pictures are

 

[hossam]

if we are going to be gauging female hotness than none can compare to jennifer connoly :

btw i never actually watched twilight

 

[West 36]

Wereplesiosaur

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Metrosexuality is not hot

Aaand we have a winner!

Metrosexuality is one of the greatest tragedies of mankind.

 

[Angst]

Metrosexuality is one of the greatest tragedies of mankind.

Why, care I ask you? People aren't allowed to act the way they feel when it doesn't hurt others? What the hell?

 

[Angst]

I agreed with you.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Why, care I ask you? People aren't allowed to act the way they feel when it doesn't hurt others? What the hell?

No, because it appeals to the same nonsensical attitudes and insecurities as do woman's makeup and clothing social mores. Its pure opulence and decadence, the characteristic destroyers of civilizations.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

Why, care I ask you? People aren't allowed to act the way they feel when it doesn't hurt others? What the hell?

Because it's absolutely everywhere at the moment, 'en vogue' you might say. Also it's target audience is teenage girls, and well... There's not a lot of other target markets that enjoy things directed at teenage girls.

also, edward's face looks like a foot with a giant chin, and the other guy has eyes 3 km apart

 

[Harvin87]

I know I´m hot...

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

*crrrk crk crk CRRRRRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRRRK CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK CRRRRRRRRK*

The geigermeter seems to think you're hot, too.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Nosferatu is best.