Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
No, because it appeals to the same nonsensical attitudes and insecurities as do woman's makeup and clothing social mores. Its pure opulence and decadence, the characteristic destroyers of civilizations.
Sure. So your problem isn't about Metrosexuality, it's about society's expectations of your looks, and makeup.
I agree with you, but I won't call it decadence. It's just makeup. It looks good.