why can wemen be so wierd?

[bhsup]

ROFL! LADYBOYS?

Please tell me you meant ladybots.

Happiness is a Stepford Wife.

 

[Elrohir]

Why are women weird? Their women. It's like asking why rocks are hard or water is wet. Women are weird; the sky is blue; Air Force beats Army; it's a law of the universe. It's just the way they are; better get used to it.

 

[Xanikk999]

Women are crazy, and you dont even need to be married or have a girl friend to know that.

Just be friends with one or talk to them and you will understand.

For example theres this hot asian chick i met and we talked for a long time, and i know shes interested in getting together with me but when i ask for her phone number she says shes too busy to do anything.

So then why was she so enthuastic and why did she take my phone number? I dont think its that she wasnt interested. I knew she didnt have many friends anyway, maybe shes just shy?

 

[Mise]

Women are crazy, and you dont even need to be married or have a girl friend to know that.

Just be friends with one or talk to them and you will understand.

For example theres this hot asian chick i met and we talked for a long time, and i know shes interested in getting together with me but when i ask for her phone number she says shes too busy to do anything.

So then why was she so enthuastic and why did she take my phone number? I dont think its that she wasnt interested. I knew she didnt have many friends anyway, maybe shes just shy?

Maybe she is actually too busy?

 

[C~G]

So then why was she so enthuastic and why did she take my phone number? I dont think its that she wasnt interested. I knew she didnt have many friends anyway, maybe shes just shy?

1. She's too shy (quite common trait)
2. Wants to play hard to get (common trait)
3. Gets kicks out of making you interested and then backs off (very common trait)
4. Too busy? (Sure...)

 

[Babbler]

That's just..... wrong. We men are only too easy to understand. All men can be made content by pressing the following buttons in order of importance: food, sex (yes sex is only number 2!), alcohol (optional), tobacco (optional), pride, possessiveness, greed, and sports TV.

My math teacher was at his CEGEP reunion when he meet an old female friend. She revealed that she liked him back then, but that "you were only interested in beer, pool and mathematics".

"You know what," he said, "in 20 years, I haven't changed".

 

[BCLG100]

Maybe she is actually too busy?

thought i was the only one thinking that, unless she uses the 'im washing my hair excuse' there is the outside chance that the woman may not be trying to fobb you off.

 

[Mr. Do]

ROFL! LADYBOYS?

Please tell me you meant ladybots.

Yes... ladybots. Bots. Yes, that's what I meant...

 

[FriendlyFire]

whats a wemen ?

 

[Turner]

Woman. VC is autistic, and has problems spelling.

After looking at what I just edited, evidently I have problems too.

 

[malclave]

Yeah but men are always wrong, so......

THEN WHY DO WOMEN KEEP ASKING OUR OPINIONS ON STUFF LIKE FASHION AND DECORATING?

Ahem. Sorry for shouting.

 

[bhsup]

I think the best and healthiest thing that a couple could possibly do is always be totally honest with one another. That will help bridge the communication problems between man and woman. For example...

Woman: Do these pants make me look fat?
Man: No dear, your cellulite does.

Honesty, the only way to go.

 

[CaptainF]

I think the best and healthiest thing that a couple could possibly do is always be totally honest with one another. That will help bridge the communication problems between man and woman. For example...

Woman: Do these pants make me look fat?
Man: No dear, your cellulite does.

Honesty, the only way to go.

1 week later:

Man: "Honey, do these stitches make me look like a metro?"

 

[CaptainF]

Women are crazy, and you dont even need to be married or have a girl friend to know that.

Just be friends with one or talk to them and you will understand.

For example theres this hot asian chick i met and we talked for a long time, and i know shes interested in getting together with me but when i ask for her phone number she says shes too busy to do anything.

So then why was she so enthuastic and why did she take my phone number? I dont think its that she wasnt interested. I knew she didnt have many friends anyway, maybe shes just shy?

Either:

-She doesn't like you and is screwing you around.
-She does like you and is shy.
-She is trying to make herself seem important.
-She likes playing mindgames.
-She does like you, and is actually too busy!

 

[bhsup]

1 week later:

Man: "Honey, do these stitches make me look like a metro?"

Keep in mind that I did say earlier that I'm not married. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that some of my responses in this thread may have something to do with why.

 

[malclave]

I think the best and healthiest thing that a couple could possibly do is always be totally honest with one another. That will help bridge the communication problems between man and woman. For example...

I recall one comedian (can't remember who), who said the only things men need to be able to say are "yes, dear" and "I'm sorry".

Q: Do you think she's pretty?
A: Yes, dear.

Q: So you'd rather go drinking with your friends than spend time with me?
A: Yes, dear.

Q: Do you think I'm fat?
A: Yes, dear. I'm sorry.

(these may not be the actual jokes, but you get the gist...)

 

[The Last Conformist]

THEN WHY DO WOMEN KEEP ASKING OUR OPINIONS ON STUFF LIKE FASHION AND DECORATING?

So they can ignore our opinions and make us feel stupid and uncultured.

 

[Sims2789]

for one thing, if some one wants help. why not just ask?? insted thay do it them selfs, i offer, and thay refuse. later on i get *****ed at for not helping.

this makes no sense to me!!

i can go on and on and on.

if u fill bad or sad, just come to us and talk, if your mad, tell us! dont leave us litele hints about something for weeks untill u just out of the blue say "You know i got some isues!!"
im lost, and confused! WTH is whith all this?

Women are like cats: They purr when pet and get mad when you don't recognize that they want petting.

 

[C~G]

So they can ignore our opinions and make us feel stupid and uncultured.

Even though that sounds logical conclusion it isn't the only reason.

Reason is that women always want to know what others think about them and their work. Everyone's personality is created between ourselves and others. For many women the personality is consisted a lot about what others think about them and especially how they look. It's totally different mental set than with men.

When women do something they usually want to get noticed. That's why they chat so much with other women example in ladies' room so they can get immediate feedback of about themselves and surrounding conditions.

When women then ask about fashion and decorating they want to know whether you are interested or not about what they are doing. Those who are wise pay attention to them and try to find out what they would like to hear. When you have certain style of speaking to them about their interests they turn into hot wax quite easily.

Simply women want feedback about everything they do that would make them look better than they currently are. It's part of their ego.

EDIT: Sims seemed to get the same idea out with much less words. Nice one.

 

[Dann]

If you are such a human waste, please don't drag us others down the drain with you.

Obviously you don't know me that well if you couldn't conclude that what I'm posting is satire. No one could possibly be THAT sexist.