Why is your country awesome?

[Phlegmak]

Describe why your country is so great. Why should I, a tourist, visit your hell hole you call home?

 

[Rossiya]

Because it's better than Edison, New Jersey. Braap braap!

 

[Masquerouge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordy

Case closed.

 

[Rossiya]

6 years old! What a leg!

 

[The Last Conformist]

The Princess Madeleine:

 

[Masquerouge]

6 years old! What a leg!

Note that was back in the early '90s, when morals were a lot looser

 

[storealex]

Because it's really nice here. At least during the summertime.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NifOBZe9JrI

 

[Rossiya]

Because it's really nice here. At least during the summertime.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NifOBZe9JrI

Been there! It was well windy when I went.

The Princess Madeleine:

Ufa!

 

[Phlegmak]

The Princess Madeleine:

I don't think tourists like me can experience that. You'll have to find another reason.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Being in the same country as her should be draw enough.

I'll admit to not actually reading the OP.

 

[Masquerouge]

Actually, since France is the most visited place in the world, the question is rather why should we care about you coming?

(just to acquaint you with the average obnoxious French guy )

 

[Rossiya]

To Last Con's latest statement: Hardly an OP, more like an OS, where S stands for "sentence". Shame on you Phlegmak.

 

[Ball Lightning]

Why you should come to Australia?

Because its so great!

 

[Phlegmak]

To Last Con's latest statement: Hardly an OP, more like an OS, where S stands for "sentence". Shame on you Phlegmak.

Excuse me, but there are TWO sentences in the opening post.

 

[Phlegmak]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordy

Case closed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6POaeEO7B8

 

[Hygro]

The Princess Madeleine:

yeah you mean this broad?

 

[sysyphus]

Becuase it would give you an idea of what it would be like if America would just lighten up a little.

 

[warpus]

Canada: We have hot girls
Poland: We have hot girls and they're drunk

 

[Gilder]

It's got me, ain't it?

 

[Synobun]

Because we have a good currency, we have cheap stuff, we have good temperatures in the summer, and if you live in a town, you'll be encountering many odd people who'll you'll kill later on =)