What I'd wish, of course given my lack of skillz isn't that sound but for lulz...
-- Fix overflow
-- Workers no longer run into enemy units, if actions are queued. They will stop.
-- Peace Treaties scale with speed.
-- Trading with worst enemies only starts applying when the civilization knows you.
-- Barbarian galleys reduced to 25% spawn rate. However, Barbarian triremes, galleons, and privateers may appear... the last may spawn in any ocean tile.
-- AP Defiance anger duration reduced by 25% if not running the AP religion, reduced by 75% if in Free religion
-- Protective Civs suffer 20% less anger duration from defiance and draft anger due to their undying faith in their parental figure of a leader.
-- AP win only possible if:
There is an opponent
Every civilization has votes equal to or higher than 50% of their population. (Example: Shaka has 100 population total. He must have at least 50 or more votes. Naturally if everyone adopts the AP religion this is easier, but... that's the point)
-- Hagia Sophia enables all labor civics, and never obsoletes. Hoy hoy serfdom!
-- The above Chicken Pizza idea is pretty good
-- Walls and Castles do not obsolete til Artliery
-- Walls give 1 EP
-- Vassals that can break away but choose not to suffer +1 anger, +1 anger per 20 turns as a vassal "We demand independence!" This does not apply to colonies.
-- Vassals cannot use the culture slider.
-- First to Sci Meth instead of Physics earns a Great Scientist
-- First to Future Tech earns a great person of your choosing
-- First to Divine Right earns a Great Prophet
-- Space Elevator moved to Superconductors.
-- Emancipation provides +1 happiness
-- Monasteries lose science bonus after Sci Meth but can still be built for culture and building missionaries
Assembly Plant: +10% more hammers
Panzer: 3 moves, starts with march
Navy Seal: Increase to 27 Str
Landcrap: Renamed to landcrap.
J/k, make it 7 str
All Civs start with a warrior now
Scouts cost 10 hammers
Quecha: Reduce to 75% bonus vs archer.
Dun: 1

-- Events:
Aryan archers cannot spawn til 1000 BC
Replaced Bermuda Triangle with YARR Pirates attack; event requires combustion. Hopefully a few privateers won't be able to damage those destroyers