MaxWar
King
I think radio did too much XML
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I think radio did too much XML
Radio Noer
The Devourer
I think radio did too much XML
Glad you caught that. And yes, yes I did.
MaxWar
King
I could hardly have missed that I was actually doing XML when i took a break to read your story. Next thing i know, im still seeing XML
I was actually doing XML when i took a break to read your story. Next thing i know, im still seeing XML
Radio Noer
The Devourer
The XML, it's everywhere! 
Speaking of XML, time to plug my new mod: The American Mod! Because America is the best!
Speaking of XML, time to plug my new mod: The American Mod! Because America is the best!
Radio Noer
The Devourer
Dawn began on a new day, people lumbered out of their beds, checked their Facebooks and went back into bed. It was a perfectly lazy Saturday and people were just waiting to spend their time doing nothing.
Simba: Sorry to bother you guys but it seems as though we have work to do.
People Everywhere: *moan*
Simba: Listen, it's not a huge deal, I mean, it's just farming. We can do that, right?
People Everywhere's Representative (PER): Sir, it's Saturday
Simba: So what. Wait, how do you know that, we don't even have a Calendar.
PER: We have our sources. Anyways, people don't want to work on Saturdays.
Simba: Why?
PER: Well, they spent the rest of the week working and would like to be lazy.
Simba: So you're saying because it's Saturday, people won't work?
PER: Yes sir, it's really that simple.
Simba: Then I hereby abolish Saturdays, tell them to get to work.
PER: Sir, it's Sunday now.
Simba: Let me guess, another day they won't work?
PER: Precisely
Simba: I hereby abolish Sundays as well, tell them all to get back to work.
People Everywhere: That was the shortest weekend ever!
Simba: Well, now that we're getting stuff done, why don't we make another city.
???: Alright, we're on it.
Simba: Who are you?
???: The settling party of course
Simba: Just go, I needed no input from you. Geez, it's almost like he's trying to make this take forever.
Narrator: Don't look at me, I'm not even really in control of what I say.
???2: Sir, we should get Animal Husbandry next.
Simba: Who are you?
???2: I am the mysterious Portugawa, I was forced off my Pangaea and so here I am, I'll be your tech advisor from now on.
Simba: What if I don't want a tech advisor
Portugawa: Well I'm sure some people won't be too happy with me being gone.
Simba: Like who?
Portugawa: General O-, I've said too much
Simba: What? I demand answers!
Simba: Who is this here? He seems like a friendly enough fellow.
Scouts: Sir, we found a large cow!
Simba: That's great, where is it, I'd like to improve food in our capital.
Scouts: That's the issue, this one claims to be a leader of a country of sorts.
Simba: A cow, really, cows can't lead countries!
Vicky: MOOO!
Simba: I stand corrected. Pardon me, lady cow, we won't eat you, here have some grains.
Victoria: I'm not a cow you oaf!
Simba: This is one smart cow, what kind of mutation must have occured for something so intelligent, but so ugly?
Portugawa: Here's an idea, if we could write, we could figure it out!
Simba: Wouldn't that require math or something?
Portugawa: I'm not entirely sure, maybe, only one way to find out!
Simba: Nope, it's still a mystery.
End of Part 2
Simba: Sorry to bother you guys but it seems as though we have work to do.
People Everywhere: *moan*
Simba: Listen, it's not a huge deal, I mean, it's just farming. We can do that, right?
People Everywhere's Representative (PER): Sir, it's Saturday
Simba: So what. Wait, how do you know that, we don't even have a Calendar.
PER: We have our sources. Anyways, people don't want to work on Saturdays.
Simba: Why?
PER: Well, they spent the rest of the week working and would like to be lazy.
Simba: So you're saying because it's Saturday, people won't work?
PER: Yes sir, it's really that simple.
Simba: Then I hereby abolish Saturdays, tell them to get to work.
PER: Sir, it's Sunday now.
Simba: Let me guess, another day they won't work?
PER: Precisely
Simba: I hereby abolish Sundays as well, tell them all to get back to work.
People Everywhere: That was the shortest weekend ever!
Simba: Well, now that we're getting stuff done, why don't we make another city.
???: Alright, we're on it.
Simba: Who are you?
???: The settling party of course
Simba: Just go, I needed no input from you. Geez, it's almost like he's trying to make this take forever.
Narrator: Don't look at me, I'm not even really in control of what I say.
???2: Sir, we should get Animal Husbandry next.
Simba: Who are you?
???2: I am the mysterious Portugawa, I was forced off my Pangaea and so here I am, I'll be your tech advisor from now on.
Simba: What if I don't want a tech advisor
Portugawa: Well I'm sure some people won't be too happy with me being gone.
Simba: Like who?
Portugawa: General O-, I've said too much
Simba: What? I demand answers!
Simba: Who is this here? He seems like a friendly enough fellow.
Spoiler Only if you're sure :
Scouts: Sir, we found a large cow!
Simba: That's great, where is it, I'd like to improve food in our capital.
Scouts: That's the issue, this one claims to be a leader of a country of sorts.
Simba: A cow, really, cows can't lead countries!
Vicky: MOOO!
Simba: I stand corrected. Pardon me, lady cow, we won't eat you, here have some grains.
Victoria: I'm not a cow you oaf!
Simba: This is one smart cow, what kind of mutation must have occured for something so intelligent, but so ugly?
Portugawa: Here's an idea, if we could write, we could figure it out!
Simba: Wouldn't that require math or something?
Portugawa: I'm not entirely sure, maybe, only one way to find out!
Simba: Nope, it's still a mystery.
End of Part 2
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Very good.
MaxWar
King
Burn the cow! Queen!! 
Radio Noer
The Devourer
It was midday, people were tired because it was exceptionally hot. Everybody decided that some good old fashioned capture and enslavement of enemies would be just the break they needed from being productive.
Mob Member 1: Yeah, we own you now!
Mob Member 2: Yeah, it was so easy to capture and enslave you!
Simba: What's going on here?
Mob Member 1: We've captured some of our nation's enemies!
Simba: Who?
Mob Member 2: Just look!
Simba looked and smiled
Simba: That will teach those fools a lesson, good job, mob!
Enslaved cows: We want to go back to our leader. MOOOOO! We want to visit Victoria!
Simba: Not a chance, you are prisoners of war now! Wait, you're cows, how can you talk? Portugawa, make these talking cows more animal like.
Portugawa: I'm not sure I can
Simba: Why not?
Portugawa: They are protected by Victoria, the Cow Queen's, magic.
Simba: Can you make it so I only hear them Moo, but understand what they're saying?
Portugawa: Isn't that kinda what's happening now?
Simba: Nope, my way will be much better.
Portugawa: Ok
An enchantment is laid on Simba.
Enslaved cows: Mooooo, MooooooooooooooMoooooooooo. MOOOOOOO!
Simba: Shut up, you will not use that tone with me Mr. Enslaved cow! Oh look, here comes the Cow Queen now.
Victoria: Mooo, Mooooooooooooo. Moo, Moooo. MOOOO!
Simba: Fine, I'll sign open borders with you, but I'm watching you, you will not steal the cows I rightfully enslaved!
Gandhi Potter: I'd like Open Borders too you know. I even made an open border legion to make you sign open borders with the rest of us!
Rest of Legion: Yeah, we love your land, it is sooo much better than ours, can you be any cooler Simba?
Simba: Sure I'll sign open borders, and no I cannot be cooler, I set the curbe when it comes to coolitude.
Enslaved cow: MOOO!
Simba: Shut up, you're my slave, you have no right to undermine my ego!
Simba: All this yelling-
Enslaved cows: MOOO!
Simba: - has gotten me to thinking that I want a new city, go make one.
Simba: Good job everyone, next time, let's advance an era or something, I want to feel like I'm making progress.
Thus ends part 3 (the 700th post update)
Mob Member 1: Yeah, we own you now!
Mob Member 2: Yeah, it was so easy to capture and enslave you!
Simba: What's going on here?
Mob Member 1: We've captured some of our nation's enemies!
Simba: Who?
Mob Member 2: Just look!
Simba looked and smiled
Simba: That will teach those fools a lesson, good job, mob!
Enslaved cows: We want to go back to our leader. MOOOOO! We want to visit Victoria!
Simba: Not a chance, you are prisoners of war now! Wait, you're cows, how can you talk? Portugawa, make these talking cows more animal like.
Portugawa: I'm not sure I can
Simba: Why not?
Portugawa: They are protected by Victoria, the Cow Queen's, magic.
Simba: Can you make it so I only hear them Moo, but understand what they're saying?
Portugawa: Isn't that kinda what's happening now?
Simba: Nope, my way will be much better.
Portugawa: Ok
An enchantment is laid on Simba.
Enslaved cows: Mooooo, MooooooooooooooMoooooooooo. MOOOOOOO!
Simba: Shut up, you will not use that tone with me Mr. Enslaved cow! Oh look, here comes the Cow Queen now.
Victoria: Mooo, Mooooooooooooo. Moo, Moooo. MOOOO!
Simba: Fine, I'll sign open borders with you, but I'm watching you, you will not steal the cows I rightfully enslaved!
Gandhi Potter: I'd like Open Borders too you know. I even made an open border legion to make you sign open borders with the rest of us!
Rest of Legion: Yeah, we love your land, it is sooo much better than ours, can you be any cooler Simba?
Simba: Sure I'll sign open borders, and no I cannot be cooler, I set the curbe when it comes to coolitude.
Enslaved cow: MOOO!
Simba: Shut up, you're my slave, you have no right to undermine my ego!
Spoiler Open Borders :
Simba: All this yelling-
Enslaved cows: MOOO!
Simba: - has gotten me to thinking that I want a new city, go make one.
Simba: Good job everyone, next time, let's advance an era or something, I want to feel like I'm making progress.
Thus ends part 3 (the 700th post update)
MaxWar
King
You cannot trust these cows until you have killed their cow queen.
Roast her!!
Roast her!!
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Too good.
Radio Noer
The Devourer
I want to rename these cities, taking suggestions and votes for all 3.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Name them after three Comedic style writers
MaxWar
King
Olafsville
Brandon city
Metysburg
Brandon city
Metysburg
Akbarthegreat
Angel of Junil
I know you can't put your own name Maxwar, so I put yours
Olafsville
Brandongrad
Metysburg
Maxwaronia
Ponyland[Tommorrow's Dawn is too long
] Tychopolis
Oh, that and a great update
ashesinthedawn
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Not bad. I'm not sure if I like the script talking... but that's just personal preference.
Radio Noer
The Devourer
Simba: So what's going on in the empire?
Portugawa: I'm not entirely sure, people's houses turned upside down, then inside out, then rightside up again and all of their decorations and paint were changed.
Simba: Does this mean what I think it does?
Portugawa: You mean-
Simba: Yes, of course I mean that the enslaved cows cast a spell on us, causing us to warp 5000 years into the future where we now work at a new architectural firm run by our enchanted cow overlords!
Portugawa: Actually I was thinking that we advanced an era or something.
Simba: I don't know, lets see what screenshot he posts next.
Narrator: You're not supposed to know you're in a story!
Simba: Well it's too late now, could he just post the picture already?
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Simba: Seriously, I'm getting tired of waiting
Portugawa: Ha, I told you that we just advanced an era!
Simba: Well I still believe we're in the future, but that's the best thing about science, we can have different viewpoints and just agree to disagree.
Portugawa: No, you're actually just wrong.
Simba: And you're jealous of my imagination and whimsy, case closed.
Asoka: Am I interrupting something, I'd like to make a trade?
Simba: You are interrupting my design process for this future building, but please continue.
Asoka: Well, I'll give you Fishing and Hunting for Writing.
Simba: We don't need writing in the future, so it's a deal!
Asoka: Great, wait if you don't need it, why don't you just give it to me?
Simba: Because I'm not above taking advantage of anybody in the past.
Gandhi Potter: While you're at it, can you give us Writing for Pottery?
Asoka: No, don't do it! He'll give it to you for free!
Gandhi Potter: In that ca-
Simba: Sorry, we're sticking to your deal.
Gandhi Potter: Fine, but once I learn how to turn you into a frog, I'm going to, you meanie!
Simba: Exploiting those in the past sure is fun, I think I'd like to build a city to commemorate this wonderful time, it has to have gold though, to represent the awesome deals I made.
Portugawa: Well, I found just the place.
Simba: Shouldn't it be settled by now, if I'm in the future?
Portugawa: There, it's there now, you can check yourself.
End of part 4.
Portugawa: I'm not entirely sure, people's houses turned upside down, then inside out, then rightside up again and all of their decorations and paint were changed.
Simba: Does this mean what I think it does?
Portugawa: You mean-
Simba: Yes, of course I mean that the enslaved cows cast a spell on us, causing us to warp 5000 years into the future where we now work at a new architectural firm run by our enchanted cow overlords!
Portugawa: Actually I was thinking that we advanced an era or something.
Simba: I don't know, lets see what screenshot he posts next.
Narrator: You're not supposed to know you're in a story!
Simba: Well it's too late now, could he just post the picture already?
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Simba: Seriously, I'm getting tired of waiting
Portugawa: Ha, I told you that we just advanced an era!
Simba: Well I still believe we're in the future, but that's the best thing about science, we can have different viewpoints and just agree to disagree.
Portugawa: No, you're actually just wrong.
Simba: And you're jealous of my imagination and whimsy, case closed.
Asoka: Am I interrupting something, I'd like to make a trade?
Simba: You are interrupting my design process for this future building, but please continue.
Asoka: Well, I'll give you Fishing and Hunting for Writing.
Simba: We don't need writing in the future, so it's a deal!
Asoka: Great, wait if you don't need it, why don't you just give it to me?
Simba: Because I'm not above taking advantage of anybody in the past.
Gandhi Potter: While you're at it, can you give us Writing for Pottery?
Asoka: No, don't do it! He'll give it to you for free!
Gandhi Potter: In that ca-
Simba: Sorry, we're sticking to your deal.
Gandhi Potter: Fine, but once I learn how to turn you into a frog, I'm going to, you meanie!
Simba: Exploiting those in the past sure is fun, I think I'd like to build a city to commemorate this wonderful time, it has to have gold though, to represent the awesome deals I made.
Portugawa: Well, I found just the place.
Simba: Shouldn't it be settled by now, if I'm in the future?
Portugawa: There, it's there now, you can check yourself.
End of part 4.
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Erm...the pictures on the second update are all showing you founding Thessalonica...
Alexius08
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MaxWar
King
Haha, yeah that made me laugh when i read it but somehow did not report it
Tambien
Theseus, Duke of Athens
The Cows!!!!!
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