Worlds biggest badarses

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Or badasses to you Yanks.

Basically what it says on the tin; who do you think deserves respect for their completely amazing achievements but get almost no recognition?

I'd like to present Fritz Klingenberg of the 2nd SS Division Das Reich.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Klingenberg
It's a good read, since he's an all around lovable rogue, but I'm gonna focus on one achievement:
Yeah, I know, I know, but this guy was actually decent, and he captured 1300 troops and belgrade, capital of Yugoslavia, with only six men:

Wikipedia said:
On April 11, Klingenberg's instructions were to reconnoiter and establish checkpoints, secure any bridges and roads encountered, then hold for reinforcements. Heavy rains and melting snow had washed away nearly all soft surfaces, and bridges had been destroyed by retreating Yugoslav forces. The main avenues of approach to Belgrade were no longer viable routes, and the tanks would be hard pressed to continue without massive engineering support to clear those areas. After several hours of observing the stricken city from across the Danube River, Klingenberg believed that Belgrade was his for the taking, due to the confusion caused by the bombardments -- provided his unit arrived in time. He had only 24 hours to submit a report to his command, and a decision had to be made quickly.

Klingenberg saw a chance to probe more deeply into the city's environs when one of his men found an abandoned motorboat tied to a tree along the banks of the swollen Danube. Taking only one sergeant and five privates, he negotiated the treacherous river. The trip was extremely dangerous, the currents raging from the runoff of melting snow in the mountains and from torrential rains. The boat was overloaded, as well. Reaching the far side of the Danube, Klingenberg sent two men back to ferry more troops over before sunset. On the return trip, however the boat struck a submerged obstacle and sank. Klingenberg's "navy" ceased to exist, leaving the captain and six of his men stranded. They were totally isolated, with limited supplies and ammunition.

The squad advanced along the road and encountered a few British-made vehicles manned by Yugoslav soldiers. They captured two trucks and a bus, along with some 20 enemy soldiers. One of the men on the bus was an inebriated German tourist who had been trapped in Belgrade since the invasion started. The tourist, who spoke Croatian, had been apprehended as a spy by the Yugoslav soldiers and was being taken to be executed. He was still drunk and unaware of his impending fate. When he sobered up, he thought that he was still among his group of partygoers until he was informed of the situation. Klingenberg used him as an interpreter, in which capacity the grateful German was most helpful.

The SS men continued on, using their prisoners and a few captured uniforms to get past several enemy checkpoints. They made good progress the first day without any of the enemy checkpoint guards becoming suspicious. The Germans added the Yugoslav guards to the increasing number of prisoners they were collecting along the way. The population of Belgrade, after several days of bombing, was anticipating a long siege rather than an attack, and the lax security that Klingenberg encountered played directly into his hands.

Upon entering the outskirts of the city, the Germans became involved in a two-hour running firefight. They finally drove their captured vehicles into the city with many wounded prisoners aboard, including the hapless tourist. Miraculously, none of the SS men were wounded in the fight. They ended up in the city center, all alone and surrounded by a wide-eyed, bewildered population. The only SS casualty in Belgrade thus far was a private who had fallen and sprained his wrist. The Germans were amazed to find that no one attacked them in the city. The civilians went about their daily business as if nothing had happened. Klingenberg ordered Sergeant Hans Hossfelder to raise the German colors, replacing the Yugoslavian national flag with the German ensign shortly after 5 p.m. on April 12. Under Klingenberg's orders, his men began to strut about the city on patrol, giving the inhabitants the unmistakable impression that they were in charge.

The mayor of Belgrade came up to the Germans, complete with his entourage of city officials and in proper ceremonial dress. After asking what was going on, he inquired about the terms of surrender. Klingenberg told the mayor that his was the point team of several SS tank divisions, and if he did not check in with his unit by radio with the information requested, the Luftwaffe would continue their attempts to level the city. He also said that the air attacks would be followed by an artillery barrage and armored and infantry attacks that would spare no one.

The other Germans looked at their leader as if he was mad. Their radio was damaged and could not transmit, only receive; their unit was a considerable distance away; and they were out of ammunition and food. Sergeant Hossfelder later told his captain that he was in the wrong business, adding that the Propaganda Ministry could surely find a use for him.

The mayor fell for the ruse, and after an hour-long conversation with Klingenberg, he began the necessary arrangements for the surrender of the city. Then, as if on cue, a group of German aircraft flew over the city on a reconnaissance mission, and Klingenberg took advantage of the moment. He looked up, pointing to the sky, and reminded the mayor that the clock was ticking. Klingenberg gave his word that if all instructions were followed, no further harm would befall the city or its inhabitants. The city officials seemed relieved to hear that.

The soldiers and city militia agreed to lay down their arms in exchange for the Germans' ceasing additional attacks. The Yugoslav army stacked its arms in the city square, and Klingenberg had all of the men register with the mayor. Klingenberg then ordered the prisoners to quarter themselves in four of the largest hotels and posted a German guard to each building. The handful of Germans had just captured more than 1,300 troops and a city with a population of over 200,000 without firing a single shot. The city had suffered considerable damage, but not enough to prevent the locals from continuing with life and business as usual. Yugaslav soldiers outside the city, unaware of what had happened to their capital, drove into Belgrade only to be ordered by their superiors to lay down their arms, abandon their vehicles and march to the hotels. All the Yugoslavians complied without hesitation.

Klingenberg and his men made themselves comfortable in the city's finest hotel, making fake radio transmissions to reinforce the charade. They stockpiled bottles of wine and weapons, and two of the men disappeared with a couple of local women. Meanwhile, Klingenberg consolidated his position, knowing that things could still go wrong. If the main force did not arrive soon, the game was up. He had his men recruit locals to help procure every map, police record and tax record in the city.

The chief of police was ordered to provide a list of all criminals in the city, stating their crimes, age and other pertinent information. Women with nursing skills were to report for duty immediately, and all doctors were called in as well. Every liter of gasoline was accounted for, and oil, medical supplies and other necessities were placed in special holding facilities. The hospital was to be neutral ground, and all health care was to be maintained as a gesture of good will. Klingenberg even ordered the schools to remain open and placed no restrictions on daily business. He did, however, place an 8 p.m. curfew on the city; only citizens with a pass signed by him could legally venture outside their homes after that time.

The next day, April 13, more of Klingenberg's men who had remained on the opposite side of the river followed their leader into the city. Seeing the German flag, they believed that the main force had somehow bypassed them. They were amazed to find the "lost" men in command of the primary objective, with the locals not hostile but actually accommodating. Hossfelder told the new arrivals what had transpired and warned them to play along. They flexed their military muscle by commandeering every vehicle they could find.

Finally, on the night of April 13, the forward elements of Das Reich entered the city expecting a heavy fight. They had disregarded radio transmissions they had received telling of the city's surrender, believing it was an enemy hoax, possibly an attempt to lure German units into an ambush. Rumor had it that Klingenberg and his men had been captured, tortured and forced to release the codes required for proper radio communications. The XLV Corps commander was so furious at not having received his intelligence summary that he had threatened to have Klingenberg court-martialed if he were found alive as a prisoner. The first place he inquired for Klingenberg was at a brothel, figuring that he would find the renegade captain there. The corps commander's fury soon subsided when he learned why his junior company commander had been negligent in his duties.

The rest of Das Reich and supplemental army Panzergrenadierunits entered Belgrade in force the following day, and instead of fighting their way into the city, they were greeted with wine and cheese. The Yugoslav prisoners were conscripted to reinforce the German defense in case of partisan attacks. Sadly, when the mayor realized that he had been duped, he shot himself.
 
For some Finnish flavor, Simo Häyhä, with 505 confirmed kills as a sniper in the Winter war.

Yeah, what's insane is that he got all of them open sights, no telescopics.

Though half of them were acheived with the Suomi SMG rather than rifle.
 
Yeah, what's insane is that he got all of them open sights, no telescopics.

Though half of them were acheived with the Suomi SMG rather than rifle.

Well, the article mentions 200 kills with SMG bringing the total to over 700, though it's of some suspect. Personally I remember a much lower number from the newspaper Helsingin Sanomat a few years back.
 
Peter The Great!!!

When he was with his army or navy, it almost never was as its commander but as a soldier! He would be right in the center of battle, at Poltava he was shot three times (none of them actually injuring him, they didn't hit his skin but it took his hat off and such)

Peter was a bad ass and possibly the most inspirational leader of his time.
 
If we're allowed to suggest figures who didn't just kill people, I nominate Aeneas Sage.

Within the Presbyterian Church itself, revival was ushered in by a number of preachers, none more effective – or terrifying – than Aeneas Sage, a giant of a man who became pastor in Lochcarron in the 1720s. Half a century later, Lachlan Mackenzie, writing the history of this remote Highlands parish, painted a compelling picture of the muscular methods used by this remarkable pastor, “who did not know what the fear of man was”:

He was a true soldier in every sense of the word… There was a wicked fellow in Tosgag, who kept a mistress in the same house with his lawful married wife. When Mr Sage went to see him, Malcolm Roy drew his dirk; Mr Sage drew his sword; and the consequence was, that Malcolm Roy turned his mistress off… [Sage] struck terror into vice; and by enforcing the discipline of the church, and composing differences among the people, he reduced them to a state of civilization… He laboured for 47 years among them, and his labours were eminently countenanced by his Lord and Master. Sinners were brought under a concern for their salvation and their language was that of the jailor, “What shall we do to be saved?”… He preached the doctrines of the new birth, the corruption of human nature, and the necessity of the influences of the Divine Spirit, to break the power of sin in the soul.

As a result, we are told, the people of Lochcarron – who had tried to burn Sage to death on his first day in the job – became “animated with love to God, and to their fellow men”.
 
If we're allowed to suggest figures who do just kill people, the Gurkhas. Them boys mental.

The medal write up's that start with "despite the complete loss of his left arm and 40% of his left leg" and end with it taking a half dozen highlanders to pin the bugger down, prize his rifle from his hands and get him to the first aid tent. Generally after very bad things happening to the Japaneese forces.

Them boys mental.
 
I nominate Saburo Sakai
wikipedia said:
Sakai sustained grievous injuries from the return fire; he was struck in the head by a .30 caliber bullet, blinding him in the right eye. The Zero rolled over and headed upside down toward the sea. Unable to see out of his remaining good eye due to blood flowing from the head wound, Sakai's vision started to clear somewhat as tears cleared the blood from his eyes and he was able to pull his plane out of the steep seaward dive. He considered crashing into one of the American warships: "If I must die, at least I could go out as a Samurai. My death would take several of the enemy with me. A ship. I needed a ship." Finally the cold air blasting into the cockpit revived him enough to check his instruments, and he decided that by using a lean gas mixture he might be able to make it back to the airfield at Rabaul.
Rabaul, 8 August, 1942: Struck in his head by a .30 caliber bullet, covered with blood and blind in one eye, Saburo Sakai returns to his base with his damaged Zero, after a four-hour, 47-minute flight over 560 nautical miles.
Rabaul, 8 August, 1942: Struck in his head by a .30 caliber bullet, covered with blood and blind in one eye, Saburo Sakai returns to his base with his damaged Zero, after a four-hour, 47-minute flight over 560 nautical miles.

Although in agony from his injuries (he had a serious head wound [6] from a bullet that had passed through his skull and the left side of his brain, leaving the entire left side of his body paralyzed, and was left blind in one eye[7]) Sakai managed to fly his damaged Zero in a four-hour, 47-minute flight over 560 nautical miles back to his base on Rabaul, using familiar volcanic peaks as guides. When he attempted to land at the airfield he nearly crashed into a line of parked Zeros but, after circling four times, and with the gas gauge reading empty, he put his Zero down on the runway on his second attempt. After landing, he insisted on making his mission report to his superior officer before collapsing. His squadron mate Hiroyoshi Nishizawa drove him, as quickly but as gently as possible, to the surgeon. Sakai was evacuated to Japan on August 12, where he endured a long surgery without anesthesia. The surgery repaired some of the damage to his head, but was unable to restore full vision to his right eye.
What they leave out in the article is the surgery was taken on Sakai's eye. He was told the longer the operation took, the worse his vision would be, so he should be as still as possible. Guy never moved during the operation.
 
Or badasses to you Yanks.

Basically what it says on the tin; who do you think deserves respect for their completely amazing achievements but get almost no recognition?

This guy you seem to take so much interest in:

Interests:
Invading small third world countries, while somehow managing to win another term in office, while slowly erading human rights in the name of freedom, democracy and christianity. Also, groovin'.

Maybe doesn't deserve much respect, but defenately he gets no recognition. :lol:
 
bingo;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill


Lieutenant Colonel Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill, DSO and Bar, MC and Bar (September 16, 1906—March 8, 1996), nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill", fought throughout World War II armed with a bow, arrows and a claymore. He once said "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed".

Churchill graduated from Sandhurst in 1926 and served in Burma with the Manchesters. He left the army in 1936 and worked as a newspaper editor. He used his archery and bagpipe talents to play small film roles in the movies Sabu and The Thief of Baghdad.

He resumed his commission after Poland was invaded and volunteered for the Commandos after fighting at Dunkirk. In May 1940, Churchill and his unit, The Manchester Regiment, ambushed a German patrol near l'Epinette, France. Churchill gave the signal to attack by cutting down the feldwebel (sergeant) with his barbed arrows.

He led two companies in Operation Archery, the raid on the German garrison at Vågsøy, Norway on December 27, 1941. As the ramps fell on the first landing craft, Churchill leapt forward playing the "March of the Cameron Men" on his pipes. The Commandos destroyed the battery and eliminated the garrison.

For his actions at Dunkirk and Vaasgo, Churchill received the Military Cross and Bar. He received the Distinguished Service Order in 1943 for capturing the battery at Salerno, while commanding Number 2 Commando. Leading from the front, Churchill infiltrated the town with only a corporal in support. He kidnapped a sentry and forced him to make his comrades surrender. Churchill and the riflemen walked out of town with 42 prisoners and a mortar squad.

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Attack the message, not the messenger troll-boy.

I ponder if this post is not self evident as to the meaning contained therein, and whom it may apply to? ;)

(Edit: Besides that my comment was made half-jokingly, satirizing the fact that many people believe Bush is ******** while at the same time believing he is somehow able to do all those things mentioned in that post.)

Moderator Action: Ainwood already said to keep it positive. It seems you ignored that.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
 
Antoine Charles Louis Lasalle, cavarly commander during the Napoleonic wars.
At Vicence, he charged 100 Austrian hussars and routed them with only 18 horsemen. Isolated during the pursuit, he fought 4 Austrians alone, wounded them and escaped.
He illustrated himself again in Egypt. At Vilnadella, he had 3 horses killed under him, and broke 7 sabers during the fight.
In 1806, against Prussia, leading the 5th and 7th regiment of Hussars, he forced Hohenlohe to surrender at Prenztlow. And the top of his achievement: he captured the fortress of Stettin, a fully functionnal fortress with food, 160 canons and 6000 men, and he had only 500 horsemen, without any artillery!
Again in 1807 at Heilsberg, he saved Murat, who was surrounded by 12 Russian dragoons, killing the officer and routing the troopers almost by himself.
He won many other battles in Spain, often badly outnumbered.
He was killed in action at Wagram, in 1809.
 
I don't know. Those guys just killed guys. They were good killers. A badass on the other hand, has to do some other things along the way. Like having a gazillion women or drinking enormous amounts of booze and so on.
Anybody knows a real badass?
 
I don't know. Those guys just killed guys. They were good killers. A badass on the other hand, has to do some other things along the way. Like having a gazillion women or drinking enormous amounts of booze and so on.
Anybody knows a real badass?

I don't know about women, but Lasalle was a drinker, and created a clug "Les Assoiffés" (the thirsty), and it was the subject of a lot of talks in Paris at the time.
 
I don't know. Those guys just killed guys. They were good killers. A badass on the other hand, has to do some other things along the way. Like having a gazillion women or drinking enormous amounts of booze and so on.
Anybody knows a real badass?
Memory is short on the internet we all know.;)

Occasional but always top-quality poster Kafka2 assembled a whole set of "Hellraisers" who seem to fit the bill.:goodjob:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=92304

It's in the Articles list on the History forum even.
 
The Red Baron has got to be up there with the badarse list.
 
I don't know. Those guys just killed guys. They were good killers. A badass on the other hand, has to do some other things along the way. Like having a gazillion women or drinking enormous amounts of booze and so on.
Anybody knows a real badass?
Those types tend to be significantly less cool in real life then in fiction.
 
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