World's worst parents #3

[scy12]

Violence

If she can take care of her self and she is violent then actually that is not such a bad name.

 

[Gooblah]

"horsehockyhead...also pronounced as shuh-TEED."

 

[Adrogans]

Damn I forgot about that one.

 

[Dreadnought]

"horsehockyhead...also pronounced as shuh-TEED."

I saw that once. I'm not even lying. It was a last name.

I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing (it was some sort of company meeting).

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Thank God Leon Redbone wasn't around in internet times.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I saw that once. I'm not even lying. It was a last name.

Ever read Catch-22?

 

[Dreadnought]

Ever read Catch-22?

Unfortunetly, no. Is that name in it?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Unfortunetly, no. Is that name in it?

The German equivalent, actually.

 

[warpus]

Scheisskopf?

That's a very common German last name, actually.

 

[Fadan80]

Believe or not, here in Mexico a boy was named "Usmail". The idea came when his father saw a box of the U.S. mail

 

[smoochy]

there are gypsy kids here named Bruce Lee, Rambo and Rocky

 

[DNK]

You have obviously never been bullied when you were younger. With a name like Hula taboola, or whatever the hell it is, this kid is gonna have a nightmare of a childhood.

She apparently has friends still...

A LOT of kids get bullied when they're younger. Big. Deal. If their parents don't give them stupid names, other kids will. They're called "nicknames" and they tend to be a lot worse than Tula whatever. Yeah, she's starting on a bad foot, but that's not even remotely justifying a "worst parents" title. And she can change her name to something more "professional" when she gets older anyway. I doubt, for her first job, that the Subway GM is going to care about her proper name when he's looking through the hiring list. Hell, it will probably help her get it.

Not even on the top 100 things parents can do to make them "worst parents".

 

[illram]

This reminds me of one of the greatest songs ever...

 

[Jazzmail]

Not even on the top 100 things parents can do to make them "worst parents".

No, you must be thinking of: not on the top 100 of worst things that can be done to a kid.

As for making your kid's life hell, as a PARENT (being allowed to keep custody), this ranks pretty high on the list.
Actually, an incident such as this warrants examining the parents for other defects.

 

[Leifmk]

Don't you know the internet was made for FUN?!?

Duh, the Internet is for PORN.

 

[kronic]

Scheisskopf?

That's a very common German last name, actually.

No.

 

[choxorn]

Wow, and I thought Sarah Palin's kids had weird names!

 

[Yeekim]

Name your firstborn "Penis" and get back to me.

I know a number of guys called "Dick" for that matter...

 

[aronnax]

Oh thats just straight up abuse... Poor Kid, what do the parents think they are doing?

Reminds of the Seinfeld episode and George said, if he ever had a child, he would named it "Seven"...

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Duh, the Internet is for PORN.

Case in point -> Fun