Worst Beer?

Coors Light
Bud Light
and a special little shout of to Speckled Hen...uuugh!
 
Whatever happened to hofmister? Man, that was just astonishingly awful. I mean Bud and Fosters are bad, but hofmister was just next level in it's awfulness.

"The party's not over until there is nothing but hofmister left to drink" we used to say.

I refuse to capitalise it's name on moral grounds.
 
Bud and Bud Light will always be my most-hated beers. Not because they're the worst, necessarily, but because they're horrible and still popular. More than half of what I sold at my last bar was Budweiser, and while I can ridicule my friends for drinking it, I can't very well ridicule the people that pay me. (I did manage to occasionally. :cool:)

Molson Ice and Corona. I'm not saying American beer is very good, but why must we import the nastiest of Canadian and Mexican beers? Molson is just unbearably bad. Corona, some people like that "Mexican goat piss", but lime or no lime, I think it's foul.

Natty Ice. And Keystone Light, to keep up my "two are one" theme here. Underage drinkers are better off with mouthwash. Seriously.

Honorable mention to Red Bridge sorghum lager. One of my customers described it. "If you could somehow take cardboard and make it into a syrup, you could put it in this bottle and have a Pepsi challenge. It's syrupy cardboard-flavored." He's right.
 
Heineken, Stella Artois (export), and Corona, for being fizzy, yellow skunkwater that is amazingly popular with silly yuppies with bad taste.
 
I like coors Light :(
 
Bud and Bud Light will always be my most-hated beers. Not because they're the worst, necessarily, but because they're horrible and still popular. More than half of what I sold at my last bar was Budweiser, and while I can ridicule my friends for drinking it, I can't very well ridicule the people that pay me. (I did manage to occasionally. :cool:)

If you're going to go all the way to a bar, might as well order something other than Budweiser.

That said, I'll admit to having a slight taste for Pabst Blue Ribbon. But maybe that was because it came after several rounds of vodka and tequila (not together).
 
Samischlaus.

This nasty triple bock caused even ME to go "ick, this stuff is awful".

I have zero beer drinking skills (happens to be one particular skill I pride myself on NOT having!) and normally all beers taste exactly the same to me. Specifically, they taste bad. So when one beer tastes REALLY bad to me, you KNOW it's really bad.
 
Another vote for Coors Light. I find it has a very watery body with a bitter hops aftertaste.
Tried a dark beer called Labatt Porter once. I usually like dark beers but I think this was the last case ever produced. It looked like it had been sitting on the shelf for two years. Tasted like molasses with rubbing alcohol mixed into it.
 
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