Worst Invention by Man

[WICKLC1]

FUN? What do you do, wet your pants and wave your crotch in front of them, a la Mr Bean?

I find the sensation of warm air on my hands delightful.

 

[Sharwood]

I find the sensation of warm air on my hands delightful.

Then blow on them you fool. Your mouth can't possibly have as much fecal matter in it as those things do.

 

[WICKLC1]

Then blow on them you fool. Your mouth can't possibly have as much fecal matter in it as those things do.

But my mouth just can't produce as much warm air as a machine! Besides, the air dryers couldn't have any more fecal matter on them then the paper towel dispensers. So, I think I'll take the fun way.

 

[Mirc]

Besides, the air dryers couldn't have any more fecal matter on them then the paper towel dispensers.

What do you mean? Do you use already used paper towel dispensers?

 

[Dachs]

The only good air dryer that didn't take for-friggin-ever to get my hands dry was at the Audubon Aquarium of the Americas.

 

[Sharwood]

But my mouth just can't produce as much warm air as a machine! Besides, the air dryers couldn't have any more fecal matter on them then the paper towel dispensers. So, I think I'll take the fun way.

They would have considerably less, what with the not needing to actually touch the damn dispenser to get the towels and everything. Besides, you're better off not washing your hands, unless you're taking a crap. In which case, you shouldn't be doing that in a public toilet.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Wait people wash their hands after they go to the bathroom ?

 

[WICKLC1]

They would have considerably less, what with the not needing to actually touch the damn dispenser to get the towels and everything. Besides, you're better off not washing your hands, unless you're taking a crap. In which case, you shouldn't be doing that in a public toilet.

I usually just wipe my hands on my pants anyway.

 

[Sharwood]

I usually just wipe my hands on my pants anyway.

As you should.

 

[ZB2]

I second Religion.

 

[Taras Bulba]

1.-SIG FIGS!!!!

2.-pennies

3.-fire escapes

4.-tie-dye

5.-scantron tests

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

No contest. Telemarketing.

 

[Yeekim]

Wait people wash their hands after they go to the bathroom ?

Proletarians wash their hands afterwards.
Gentlemen wash their hands before...

 

[Sharwood]

Proletarians wash their hands afterwards.
Gentlemen wash their hands before...

Now see, rather than washing my hands every time I go to the bathroom, I prefer to clean my dick in the morning, and I'm good for the day.

Had to be said sooner or later.

 

[citedon]

No contest. Telemarketing.

You're right. No contest.

 

[Stylesjl]

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Glow in the dark combat uniform.
Battery powered battery charger.
Pay toilet
Helecopter Ejector Seat
reality TV shows
The phone autodialer that makes telemarketing possible
lingerie in plus sizes
Nuclear powerplant running on Windows XP operating system.
Re-usable toilet paper
Black highlighter

 

[Sharwood]

The pay toilet's a good idea. Set up one of those in your business for some extra cash.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I can see the value of a battery powered battery charger, also. And don't fat women deserve loving too?

 

[Sharwood]

I can see the value of a battery powered battery charger, also. And don't fat women deserve loving too?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

 

[Taras Bulba]

Helecopter Ejector Seat