Write-your-own-story

[Perfection]

Annoymous4401 wielded a cyber-pistol. Puglover had a cyber-AK-47. Perfection was back at the bunker preparing a nuclear strike. Battle positions were set. Then over the horizon the horde came. Thousands of Apolytoners and their cyber-wheapons. The battle had begun...

 

[anonymous4401]

John sure was confused. The blaring red alarms had to mean something. Then a running passerby threw a weapon at him. "Use it against the Apolytoners!" the stranger yelled. John looked down at the rifle in his hands. Suddenly, loud blasts came over the horizon. Panicked CFCers were running away from the blasts and towards John. They were muttering something, it sounded like: "GD has been hit! Civ3GD has been hit!"...

 

[Johann MacLeod]

suddenly all the Cossacks conversion units assembled, only now with modern arms and pleged allegence to Fanatika, and started to help in the battle...

 

[anonymous4401]

The C&C forum was bristling with soldiers. From slingers to Shermans to Laser Infantry, the forces of Creation&Customization were ready to defend Fanatika. Among the generals were...

 

[Johann MacLeod]

Napoloen....

 

[Perfection]

...then Perfection shouted out, "arm the nukes and remember these posts have to be 50 words or more." The nukes were ready. Perfection shouted out "Launch 'em!" The nukes streaked accross the virtual sky and destroyed their major forums. Victory was close at hand, but then something went very very wrong...

 

[anonymous4401]

An orbital SDI took out Perfection's nukes. Perfection was distraught until a knock came upon his door. It was the posters of the Off-Topic forum, lending a hand to Perfection. Along with them was ObsessedNuker, who grudgingly relinquished his large supplies of nukes. Readily armed with the postcounts of Off-Topic, Perfection and the generals of Off-Topic prepared for conventional war...

 

[Johann MacLeod]

calgacus(dressed as Robert The Bruce) rallied the scots and brought in a large company of highland clansmen ready for battle( the MacLeods of Dunvegan being very prominate in the mix ) , others brought french, german, swedish, portugese and Dutch troops in too...

 

[anonymous4401]

China444 and his League of Spammers armed their spam-guns. With their staggering postcounts they could not fail. Meanwhile, John was having the time of his life. His rifle used postcount to fire, so he was glad he had done all that spamming before. He was retaking GD, where the newbie forces were losing to the hordes of Apolyton. But he knew that if no experienced posters showed up soon, GD will be lost...

 

[Perfection]

...Perfection said. Here's the plan, we draft a bunch of newbie from the GD forums and use 'em as cannon fodder. We'll keep our senior posters in reserve in case someting majorly wrong happens. Then we will direct them into the OT and drown them in poorly writen spammy messages. Soon things were back on track.

 

[anonymous4401]

But anonymous4401, with his 600+ postcount, intervened. "Although your postcount is nearly seven times mine, I must remind you that the loss of newbies will affect our future. Those newbies could have gone on to be something great. Even you were a newbie once, Perfection."

 

[Perfection]

Bah, there will always be newbies, exclaimed Perfection, we have worked hard while the post asinine questions and insult us. They Owe us, and anyways it's not like we're aren't giving them guns anyway. Then Perfection, yelled "JOHANN MACLEOD, YOUR POSTS NEED 50 OR MORE WORDS EACH DAMMIT."

 

[anonymous4401]

That was a confusing part. He somehow got his hands on the scepter, which Perfection used then I broke. Then he thought he left Fanatika, but ended up being in it just the same. After he ate Greadius, and Greadius was brought back to life, he went to H&J, which was down due to server problems. Then Apolyton attacked.

 

[Johann MacLeod]

Sensing sarcasm and questioning as to the revelence of his posts Johann, escapes and finds assylum in sweden, greatest of all nations. and sits back in a nice cafe in stockholm safe from perfection, anonymous4401, and the destructive apolyton armies...

 

[Perfection]

...then suddenly John steps up, what about me? he asks, "I was promised a thread about me, not Perfection, Johann or anonymoose." "Give me some stinking air time, dammit." "and make sure all my adventurous are in nice posts that are over 50 words." Perfection then taped his mouth shut...

 

[anonymous4401]

John was now on a precipice in the C&C forums. A section of the Future Units unit, headed by Piernik, were beating back the attackers. Elsewhere other unit modders were destroying Apolyton forces with their weapons. Things were going well in the C&C forums, but John knew it was not so elsewhere. He barely escaped GD before it collapsed. Chieftess and Padma were doing their best, but their mod-powers of ban, delete, and force-edit were useless against the Apolytoners, suitable only for keeping the peace, not repelling an army. In the end they had to grab as much newbies as they could and flee to Strategy&Tips. He had to join the fray...

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Moderator Action: This thread has turned quite spammy. As an additional measure, I'll put in a further rule - two others must have posted, before you can post again. And as per the first poster's rule, pls keep it to 50 words and beyond.
And pls only post to continue the story; don't fill in comments/conversations/whatever.
The next time these rules are broken, I'll close this thread, along with potential further actions. In fact, I already have 1/2 a mind to. Thanks - XIII
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

I, or maybe another mod, will clean up this thread later.

 

[Knight-Dragon]

In the event of having two, or three posters, posting their stories at the same time, the 2nd or 3rd poster shall edit their post to continue the story, fr the end of the 1st or 2nd poster's post, as the case may be.

Add : I've just wasted a 1/2 hr of my life, cleaning up this thread. The next poster who skews the thread is going to be nailed to the wall...

Compliments to Perfection, for his wittier posts...

 

[CivCube]

John could see the horrible Apolytoners running among some of the dead Civ3GD newbies. A great sadness welled up in his heart, a great sympathy to those who had fallen. Good lord, what were they doing to the bodies...

"LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!" he shouted, and jumped off the precipice. Epic-sounding orchestral music played; he drew his laser rifle and blasted away as he fell to the orc-like Apolytoners....

 

[Perfection]

...but then a Miracle Occured! Perfection and John led a small band of feirce warriors from the alpha centauri subforum in the all other games forum. Armed with Psi weapons and Planet busters they retook GD. Perfection said, "YAY" and thanked XIII for the compliment and John then did they happy dance, but they apolytoners were regrouping...