Yo Mama Jokes

[Flying Pig]

Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test!

 

[vogtmurr]

Your Dad is attracted to yo momma, but only due to the gravitational pull.

When someone says something rude about your mum:

you want my comeback ? get it off your mom's chin.

 

[Zack]

When someone says something rude about your mum:

you want my comeback ? get it off your mom's chin.

Let's get off the mom subject, cause I just got off of yours last night.

 

[Narz]

I'd say I just got off yours but I'm still on her, so are all of us, because, of course, of her tremendous weight. It's been speculated that our whole universe is just a spec of dirt in her fingernails. Good thing she never cleans 'em!

 

[vogtmurr]

"Keep my mom out of this"*point to crotch*"And ill keep this out of your mom"

 

[Zack]

Man, there are so many dirty yo mama jokes that I want to post!!!

 

[vogtmurr]

If someone is fat and they are being harassed they can say

"You wanna know why I am so fat? Because everytime I ...k your mom she gives me a biscuit"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so easy she got mistaken as the matrilineal most recent common ancestor.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so fat, her gravity pulls down satellites.

Yo momma's so old and fat, she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

Yo momma's so old, her first car WAS the first car.

 

[Narz]

Yo momma's so old and fat, she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

This one was so utterly ridiculous it actually made me lol.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so fat Sir Edmund Hilary gave up and planted the flag halfway.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yo mamma's so ugly...

...Your father was either a blind man or a communal hot tub.
"Guten Tag, mein herr!"
"Oh, barf! Are you a pig! Here's a Deutschmark; go away!"
Soon she was a rich woman.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

YO moma so ugly she stuck her head out the indow and was arrested for indesent exposure

YO moma so fat that she wore a blue shirt and people yelled "Tidal wave"

 

[Narz]

YO moma so ugly she stuck her head out the indow and was arrested for indesent exposure

heh, that's a good one.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

heh, that's a good one.

thanks

YO mama so old that she has an adigraphed bible

YO moma so that fat that when she sits around the couch she sits AROUND the couch

 

[Narz]

Yo mama's so poor she lives in a display tent at the Sporting Goods store.

Yo mama's so dumb she heard this song & has been staring at this guy's profile ever since.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so stupid, she can't spell "I".

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes outside with a green coat, people yell "Godzilla!"

Yo momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

Third joke lovingly ripped off from Meet the Spartans.

 

[Zack]

Yo momma's so fat she sat on walmart and the prices dropped.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

YO moma so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

 

[Narz]

YO moma so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo momma so ugly that when her picture was posted on teh Internets, in the middle of a porn clip, more wangs dropped than when a whole truckload of Chinese phone books toppled over & fell.