Gamemaster77
PC > Mac
"Yo mama so fat, the truck didn't crush her, she crushed the truck"
Yo Mama Jokes
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Narz
keeping it real
Yo mama so far she uses real trucks as toy ones.
carmen510
Deity
I'm sad to say I've actually heard this been used before:
Yo momma's so fat, she's obese.
Yo momma's so fat, she's obese.
Gamemaster77
PC > Mac
"Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight"
Narz
keeping it real
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Yo momma so ugly that when her picture was posted on teh Internets, in the middle of a porn clip, more wangs dropped than when a whole truckload of Chinese phone books toppled over & fell.
touch'e dude
Narz
keeping it real
Glad someone appreciated that!
Well, besides yo mama of course!
Well, besides yo mama of course!
Gamemaster77
PC > Mac
"Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate?"
Zack
99% hot gas
Yo momma's so polite, she minds her p's and q's.
Stupid, I know.
Stupid, I know.
Narz
keeping it real
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Yo mamma's so radical, in the time it took you to have your shower she overthrew an African government.
Narz
keeping it real
Yo mama's so radical she made the ninja turtle's heads explode.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Yo mama's so stupid she can't spell 'concentrate.'
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandmother.
Zack
99% hot gas
Yo momma's so stupid she eats hot dogs on Thanksgiving!
Yes, I actually heard someone use that one.
Yes, I actually heard someone use that one.
Yo Momma's so fat they thought that the thing at the far reaches of the Solar System was a planet...
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
Damnit carmen...
Yo momma's so stupid she can't even understand that these are just jokes.
Yo momma's so stupid she can't even understand that these are just jokes.
Narz
keeping it real
Yo mama's so fat she's as big as a whole city... Mexico City. And she's got the swine flu, and smells like swine poo. Also her favorite color is blue.
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