Yo Mama Jokes

[vogtmurr]

yo mamma's so flatulent the power utility cut off the gas during winter because they thought there was a leak, and the house still stayed warm.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so flatulent Russia and China are making bids to build a pipeline from her anus.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yo momma's so fat, she is the state!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so fat her body parts have area codes.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so easy, more people are in her every night than in the world.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so fat, when she died she single-handedly fed the entire South Pacific for three years.

 

[vogtmurr]

The Tribal Feast was legendary, and she fed all 350 of her children.

 

[Omni314]

yo mama's 23

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

yo mama's 23

Yo momma's so stupid she raised a spammer.

 

[Zack]

yo mama's 23

I'm deeply insulted.

 

[Dumanios]

yo mamma's so old,she remembers the time she sailed on the Santa Maria!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

yo mamma's so old,she remembers the time she sailed on the Santa Maria!

Yo momma's so old, she remembers the time she was the Santa Maria!

 

[choxorn]

Yo moma's so old, she remembers the time she sailed on a Greek Trireme.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Yo mama so fat, she's the black hole at the center of the galaxy!

 

[carmen510]

Yo Mama's like a Taco Bell; Cheap, Dirty, and filled with Mexicans.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so ugly, the Aztecs tried to sacrifice her to the Gods, but the Gods rejected her!

 

[Dumanios]

Yo mamma's like a cell phone:dumped for a girl who's thinner and nicer looking!

 

[dwaxe]

Your mother is like World of Warcraft: $14.99 a month.

 

[Narz]

Hey, that's not a bad deal. Where do I order yo momma?

 

[choxorn]

Your mother is like World of Warcraft: $14.99 a month.

No, no, it's not your mother, it's yo momma. Your mother sounds all upper-class, sophisticated, and snobby. Remember, this is the internetz, we hate sophisticated.