Yo Mama Jokes

[Gamemaster77]

Why did this thread die?
"Yo mama's fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck"

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so fat, she has an event horizon.

 

[uat2d]

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need to use the internet, she's already world wide.
Yo mama so fat when she seats in the beach, Greenpeace goes there and tries to push her onto the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow coat people on the street go "Taxi!"

 

[Dumanios]

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house,she sits around the house.

 

[choxorn]

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need to use the internet, she's already world wide.

I have to admit, this was funny.

 

[Gamemaster77]

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need to use the internet, she's already world wide.

FTW

Yo mama so fat her shadow ways 30 pounds.

 

[Mad Man]

Yo mama so cheap she buys chili because she says it's reusable.

 

[Flying Pig]

 

[choxorn]

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

 

[mechaerik]

FWIW, I would watch that movie.

 

[W|M]

So would I.

 

[olla86]

Q:Why did the woman cross the road?

A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

 

[Sharwood]

Q:Why did the woman cross the road?

A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

Not really a "yo mama" joke, but gold nonetheless.

Yo mama so fat when she seats in the beach, Greenpeace goes there and tries to push her onto the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace organised an effort to push her back in the water.

Well, if you're going to steal, you might as well steal from the best.

 

[uat2d]

I didn't read the beginning of the thread, sorry...

 

[Sharwood]

I didn't read the beginning of the thread, sorry...

Considering I made that joke up, I consider it a complement that it is has spread to the Final Frontier. Doubtless due to bad time travel stories in the Star Trek universe.

 

[uat2d]

I believe it has already spread through the web, I read it on a Portuguese Forum

 

[Sharwood]

I believe it has already spread through the web, I read it on a Portuguese Forum

Then the Portuguese are stealing my ideas! If I see a film about computers threatening our civil liberties, I'll know who to blame.

 

[W|M]

Everyone steals everyones ideas.

 

[Gamemaster77]

Wow, you invented a worldwide yo mamma joke