You know you've been in the Civ3 Demogame too long when...

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

64) You believe the Dadaist movement was about control, and was defeated by Rap.

65) You've played the Oboe for over 10,000 years now

 

[Sir John]

66) you actually love the people u marry (DG3 RPG)
67) You name your kids after the kids in the RPG (DG3 RPG)
68) you get a depression when you loose some land (DG3 RPG)
69) you dant dare to leave home for more then a couple of hours because your afrais someone will attack your land (DG3 RPG)
70) you think that the real world is a matrix and the DG is the "real" real world.

 

[Almightyjosh]

71) You remember voring on the National Parks legislation (DG1)

72) You think Bohemia is in Bavaria, or Bavaria is in Bohemia (DG2)

73) You no longer bother to check turnchat times cos you live in Australia and they universally suck for you!

74) You recognise people by their avatars and wonder why 'real' people don't have them.

 

[Bacon King]

75) You think all of your countries leaders only meet once or twice a week, in an IRC chat.

76) If you want a cathedral in your hometown, you attempt to contact the Cultural Ministry to ask them to put it in your town's build que.

 

[disorganizer]

77) you try to flirt with iris and pet mafioso (#demogame chatroom)
78) if you get bored, you shout "quote" into the room and wonder if nobody responds (#demogame chatroom)
79) if somebody goes on your nerves you try a !devoice on him (#demogame chatroom)

 

[Rik Meleet]

80) In maths class you correct the teacher on the meaning and origin of PI.
81) you spend all evening downloading Win-updates and virtual machines only to find the chat just finished. (#demogame)
82) You realise that London is not in the GMT-timezone, so the chat hadn't even started. (#demogame)

 

[Sir John]

83) when your body automaticly wakes up from deep sleep 20 minutes before the tc two times in a row. (#Demogame)

@Rik: a comment to your sig: Download a game called "Real Life" Instead. Its much more fun (im serious)

 

[Cyc]

You know you've been in the Civ3 Demogame too long when...

84) You can't remember what hot tea from the microwave or warm toast from the toaster are like because everytime you start them there are those free moments where you wind up wandering back to the Demogame and staying there until the tea and toast are both cold... (DG1, 2, & 3)

 

[Civanator]

Originally posted by bootstoots
42. You declare your backyard to be its own country, at least until Antonio takes it over. (DG3 RPG)

85) It is instinct to immediately go to the Demogame after school/work (All)

86) You start sleepwalking and replying to DG posts. (Any)

 

[Falcon02]

Originally posted by Cyc
84) You can't remember what hot tea from the microwave or warm toast from the toaster are like because everytime you start them there are those free moments where you wind up wandering back to the Demogame and staying there until the tea and toast are both cold... (DG1, 2, & 3)

That's the computer in general not just the DG

87 - When you go to sleep but your kept up thinking about the PI of the month or Stradegizing for the current war.

88 - When you close your eyes and see a burnt in image of the map of the Demogame.

 

[Rik Meleet]

89) you can't remember when you've last chosen "retire" instead of "quit game". (dg1, 2 & 3)

 

[donsig]

90) You know the iron works was built in Civanatoria.

 

[Octavian X]

91. You're known as a doughnut lover to many.