You might be a Redneck Civver if...

[CommandoBob]

(and I use the term Redneck rather loosely )

1. your leaderhead is Jeff Foxworthy.
2. you enter your name as 'Bubba'.
3. build Frito Factories instead of Temples for happiness.
4. the tech 'In-Breeding' is required before Genetics.
5. NASCAR is a small wonder.
6. you have 'Flea' Markets and they produce happiness.
7. Budweiser, not wines, is a luxury resource.
8. your capital city is named 'Tater Salad'.
9. when you declare war your military advisor has two comments:
   • No! We should respect our neighbors.
   • Here's their sign.
10. instead your citizens being Happy, Content and Sad they are Drunk, Asleep and Sober.

 

[Padma]

That's just ... wrong!

 

[Aabraxan]

11. . . . you send your Archer to kill that dadgum deer.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

12 You've modded the game to have the AI say "You best be getting off my lawn!" whenever your units enter their territory without a RoP.

 

[madviking]

13. You write to Firaxis saying is no beer resource

 

[Sweetchuck]

14. Your automated worker got thrown out of a bar in NYC....

 

[Mirc]

Hate to be off-topic, but what's a redneck?

 

[madviking]

The sterotypical Southern USAer.

[wiki=redneck]wikilink[/wiki]

 

[Decebalus]

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi.

 

[Desertsnow]

15: Your horse units keep running toward cattle tiles on their own. (Ee-hah! Rodeo!)

 

[Aabraxan]

16. Your warriors keep trying to ride the cows.
17. And chew the tobacco.

 

[chickensaver]

18: instead of anarchies you get secessions

 

[Giddyup]

(and I use the term Redneck rather loosely )

1. your leaderhead is Jeff Foxworthy.
2. you enter your name as 'Bubba'.
3. build Frito Factories instead of Temples for happiness.
4. the tech 'In-Breeding' is required before Genetics.
5. NASCAR is a small wonder.
6. you have 'Flea' Markets and they produce happiness.
7. Budweiser, not wines, is a luxury resource.
8. your capital city is named 'Tater Salad'.
9. when you declare war your military advisor has two comments:
   • No! We should respect our neighbors.
   • Here's their sign.
10. instead your citizens being Happy, Content and Sad they are Drunk, Asleep and Sober.

LOL GOOD STUFF!

 

[Aabraxan]

19. When you enter the Industrial Age, your leaderhead puts on a baseball cap that says "Nothing runs like a Deere."

 

[Murfgator]

20. You mod your jeep units to be Red Ford Monster Pickups with huge wheels with a CB antennae! (And I see A LOT of these guys down here in Deland, FL!!!)

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi.

They're a lot worse than ours IMHO.

@Mirc: to ours, add the american pride, the confederate values and a lot of cars which produce as much pollution/noise/dust/rust as possible and you get rednecks.

 

[darski]

12 You've modded the game to have the AI say "You best be getting off my lawn!" whenever your units enter their territory without a RoP.

So how do I make it do that?

 

[Desertsnow]

So how do I make it do that?

There's a .txt file somewhere in the Civilization folder that contains all the game texts. Just find the appropriate Advisor quotes and edit them.

 

[Mirc]

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi.

Thanks!

They're a lot worse than ours IMHO.

@Mirc: to ours, add the american pride, the confederate values and a lot of cars which produce as much pollution/noise/dust/rust as possible and you get rednecks.

American pride, confederate values and those cars + "taranii" =
Well, now, I think I know what you (all) mean with those "clues". I have to think of something now!

 

[Nitfan]

21. Rifleman and Infantry are modded to be equipped with shotguns.