your civ 3 country

[andrew510]

massachusetts (coastal, more coastal)

builds a harbour, com. dock, great lighthouse, and hydro plant in the city of boston. is always mean to new york, and allways trys to knock over the empire state building, so every turn you lose half your gold.

wonder: boston harbour: gives you access to the "freighter" unit, sends your most hated oppenent your commerce.

UU: Freighter, 0/1/10: when it nears a openenents city, it goes there and gives them all your production, and then comes back and adds 2 unhappy citizens to the city that built it.

UU 2: dock, 0/0/0: makes the game crash becuse the AI dos not know how to use it

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Civanator
USA (Corporate corruption, Dumb@$$ World Police):

UU: Dubbya Bush (Jr.) -100/-100/unlimited- Kills your economy and makes it go into a 200 trillion dollar+ deficeit after the former president left billions of dollars in surplus. Also thinks everyone is a terrorist. Talk but no action. Has no backbone. Makes friends rich. Kills the poor. 100 million unhappy people.

:saiyan: :saiyan: :saiyan: :saiyan:

 

[anonymous4401]

Don't worry, Puglover. Attention is what they want. Give it to them, and they'll only grow.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Country-Canada (Cold, Freakin' big)
UU-Hockey Player 7/7/1 Nationalism(Can only move on tundra)
or-Discarded American F-15
Culture-Worshipping the land the Americans walk on
Special Resources-Beer
Leader-Trudeau
Great Wonders-2002 Olympic Gold Medals in both
hockies
Small Wonders-Liquor Store
Special Features-1)Instead of disease from jungle, get frostbite
2)Beer increases happiness
3)Can never be in war with America or Britain
4)Mooches techs from America
5)Cities cannot be bigger than largest American city

 

[allhailIndia]

State of Karnataka, (incessant quibbling, overly petty)

UU: Bangalore techie(0/0/1) Infinite range
Steals all research and gold from enemy cities and adds it to home city.
Dies after 2 turns due to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Poor Eyesight and all diseases related to the Computer Industry.

Specials:
Permanent state of drought.
Cannot build power plants.
Always at odds with neighbouring states.

Leader: Rajkumar ( Movie Actor who is pretty much the biggest cult icon ever in Kannada movies)

 

[NewWaver]

New Zealand (commercial, non-existant military)

Terrain: Grasslands, plains, hills, mountians (and lots of them), the temperature of tundra but hardly any tundra itself.

Unique Unit #1: Maori Tribesman (same attack/defense as Impi) - Is able to claim back any land it lost over 100 years before hand.

Unique Unit #2: Black Magic - a fast moving yacht able to overtake most ships of its kind...unless of course the opponent's ships are from a land-locked country.

Small Wonder: Sky Tower (requires electricity) - The population in each city on the same continent are happy because they now have a new place to bunjee jump off of (hey, if A.J. Hackett can do it, anybody can!).

City Style: Post-medieval, due to the fact that we are way out-of-date compared to countries, such as Sweden, which apparently have better quality houses. Eventually we will reach the end of the industrial age.

Secret Weapon: The Buzzy Bee children's toy - doesn't actually hurt the enemy, but keeps him occupied while you plant a spy in their capital.

King Unit: Helen Clark - Has the ability to convert an American ally from polite to annoyed by freedom of speech whenever America is at war with the Babylonians or Arabs (refer to NZ opinion on the Iraq war).

Palace Style: Beehive shaped - reason for this design isn't known yet, but it may be the secret HQ for constructing the Buzzy Bee secret weapon. It can be that, or how much GST stings the population's wallets.

Government Type: Democracy - not that it makes any difference, because the two most popular parties in the election are likely to merge in the final hour anyways.

Military: The Americans fear our SAS Troops and A4 Skyhawk aircraft...yeah right!

All citizens living in the west are immediately labelled the redneck type...because a lot of them are.

A large number of the population tend to migrate to Dunedin by age 17-18 to study...but end up drinking their loan money instead.

Trades with Australia, Japan, China, and India are most popular. Especially when trading population.

 

[Hitro]

Germany (Militarist, drunk)

Plays extremely different in different eras.

Until Industrialization your cities pretty much do what they want, occasionally attacking each other with spearmen.

When being attacked by France that suddenly stops and you gain more control over you empire than anyone else. You can do virtually everything without getting people unhappy.
Everything except allying with France, that is.

The science and production rates are quadrupled and the population growth is tripled. Fortunately some of your citizens defect to the American civ if that exists and both have ports.

When you think you have reached a really nice level of prodcution and tech you suddenly find yourself at war with every major civ in the game, and allied with the incompetent minors.

Even worse, should you be able to negotiate a really disadvantageous peace you'll find yourself at war with even more major civs and even more incompetent allies just a few turns later.

Fortunately you can always share the Polish civ with Russia.

Should you again be able to negotiate an even more disadvantageous peace half of your country defects to whoever has a Communist government. The American President then replaces all your advisors.

Special wonders:
- "Berlin Wall wonder": when you scrap it the cities that flipped to the Communist civ flip back to you and that civ goes into anarchy.

- "Big babble about some little country somewhere in the Middle East wonder": war weariness doubles, American President is replaced as advisor. New advisor is French President.
Allying with France no longer makes people unhappy.

- UU: "Suicidal Infantry" (15/12/5): very strong and effecient at war, fights until it dies, which is a problem should you want to end a war

 

[ivory]

The Netherlands (Commercial, Hypocritical)

Noun: Cheeseheads
Adjective: Huh
Favourite Government: Infinite City Sprawl

Terrain: Grasslands and Flood plains only. Rivers between all squares.
Resouces: none, but wheat becomes a luxury in cities where a jenever pub is built.

Special Worker Ability: can turn Coast into Bonus Grassland.
Slave workers come free.

Special City Improvement: a wind mill, doubles production like a factory, but made obsolete by Steam Power and cannot be sold thereafter, while costing 5 commerce in maintenance
Special City Improvement: a coffeeshop, makes one unhappy citizen content, but increases corruption

Special Disability: cannot build military units, and if it accidentally does, stationing them in cities causes war weariness

Special Wonder: International Court of Justice, will make it think it has a great reputation, while it actually does the reverse

Special Diplomacy: spots trading opportunities from a mile, but is very bad at anything else. Automatically signs Mutual Protection Pacts with anyone who bothers to ask. Will trade gunpowder to its worst enemy. Will gift its best colony to the English.
Sending a Rudi Carell to Germany enhances their attitude. Sending a Linda de Mol doubles the effect of Rudi Carell.

 

[Xen]

Florida-

Liberal,Conservative,confused

Florida, being so confused gets nothing done, ever, having the brother to the presedent to sway election results -crappylly I might add-

Wonder- Universal studios (cause disney sucks) makes 2 people in every city around it happy

UU1- butterfly ballot; when sent to a city causes immidiate civil unrest

UU2- surfer; makes 1 citizen happy in all coastal cites

UU3- hot chicks ; makes every male citizen happy everywhere, in particular, me

special tile improvement; tourist trap, add 2 gold to evey squar where built

 

[Chairman Meow]

Maryland (Corrupt, Stupid)

UU - Baltimoron (10/2/7) - Demands stadium be built even if it means schools aren't funded, demands golf course in place he thinks is in West Virginia, but it's not, even if nobody wants a golf course there. If you get in this unit's way, you will be run over by their car.

UU2 - Governor Ehrlich (0/0/0) - Pretends to be in favor of change, but is just as corrupt as all other governors. Destroys all libraries and universities.

Wonder: Redskins Stadium - Makes 2 citizens happy in city where it is built. Makes 5 citizens unhappy everywhere else. Destroys all libraries and universities.

 

[Enemy Ace]

Originally posted by anonymous4401

You forgot these:
Reverse Corruption: Corruption highest at capital, getting smaller the further away you are from it.
Reality TV: Quarters Science rate
University: Causes one unhappy face when government conservative, does nothing while liberal.
McDonalds: Makes cities produce units w/ one less health due to the fact that two thirds of the population is overweight

Yes, I do believe that covers it.

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

Originally posted by Civanator

USA (Corporate corruption, Dumb@$$ World Police):

UU: Dubbya Bush (Jr.) -100/-100/unlimited- Kills your economy and makes it go into a 200 trillion dollar+ deficeit after the former president left billions of dollars in surplus. Also thinks everyone is a terrorist. Talk but no action. Has no backbone. Makes friends rich. Kills the poor. 100 million unhappy people.

LMAO!

 

[Yaniv]

Ok, here goes my nation- Israel:

Israel (Religious, Known by every citizen on the map despite its minor size)

Great Leaders: Still waiting for a normal one to show up.

Geography- 1 green square, 1 brown square.

UU: Whatever UU the U.S. has.

Specialty 1: Always respawns even if no unoccupied land is left.

Specialty 2: Always has locked alliance with the U.S. Always has a locked war with Arabia.

 

[puglover]

Since the USA is taken...


Pugs! (cute, lazy)

- Units can be bribed for treats
- 5 citizens in every city become unhappy when "Fingernail Clippers" is built.
- Citizens eat 12 food each per turn.
- Small Wonder: Belly Scratch (when another civ builds Belly Scratch, relations with the Pugs automaticly go to Gracious.
- "Couch" improvement makes 2 citizens happy.
- UU: Pug Puppy (2.2.1; Chinese civ can disband pug puppy for extra food in ancient era; Can be captured by belly scratcher unit)

 

[jeriko one]

Turkey Non-Commercial(State do not collect any tax, Adam Smith does not work), Lazy(Opposite of industrious)

Great Leaders: Ataturk, Inonu, Bulent Korkmaz

Resources: Coal, petrol has not showed up....yet. Fish around Black Sea.

Small Wonder: Over Patriotism. EU Entry.(Obsolete with Logic)
Unit: Lynch Mob, Sipahi, Police Force, Rose-Coloured Sunglasses Militia, Kapalicarsi Seller(Only income comes from them)
War Weariness: Non against USA. Gung Ho against Islamic countries.

Special Features: No unhappiness when `whipped` in hurried productions coz people do not care.

 

[Aramazd]

America
Traits: Lazy Corrupt
food lux. makes 2 pople happy
all squares produce -1/-1/-1
all comerrce goes to corropution

 

[Brewster]

Alternate Canadian UU: The Checking Line (1/20/1)
Comprised of three individuals, the checking line has little firepower of its own, but can keep the opposition's top units off the score sheet.

 

[The Person]

My country; Norway:
Careless, diplomatic (in a strange way)

Great wonder: Nidaros Cathedral (makes 5 people happy, and better your reputation, expires with Reformation)
Small wonders: Cheap Groceries In Neighboring Countries (makes 8 people happy, 5 people unhappy), Strange Political Agenda (nothing gets done, and it costs 25 commerce each turn, cannot be sold)

Unique unit 1: Oil Rig 0/0/0 (is be placed somewhere, then just sits around making shields and commerce)
Unique unit 2: Gossip Journalist 10/10/5 (only works against your own civ)
Unique unit 3: Fjortis 42/1/1 (teenager, his insults are humiliating as h*ll, but actually is not as tough as he thinks he is, very lazy)

 

[Mark Young]

@ Puglover. Thats pretty cool.

 

[Håkon]

Originally posted by The Person
My country; Norway:
Careless, diplomatic (in a strange way)

Great wonder: Nidaros Cathedral (makes 5 people happy, and better your reputation, expires with Reformation)
Small wonders: Cheap Groceries In Neighboring Countries (makes 8 people happy, 5 people unhappy), Strange Political Agenda (nothing gets done, and it costs 25 commerce each turn, cannot be sold)

Unique unit 1: Oil Rig 0/0/0 (is be placed somewhere, then just sits around making shields and commerce)
Unique unit 2: Gossip Journalist 10/10/5 (only works against your own civ)
Unique unit 3: Fjortis 42/1/1 (teenager, his insults are humiliating as h*ll, but actually is not as tough as he thinks he is, very lazy)

Would like to add to your oil rig - must be placed on an ocean tiles, thus producing no shields and no commerce, however producing vast amounts of money that can never be used, thus being effectively useless.

Small Wonder 3: Winter Olympics - costs vast amounts of money (no, the oil money can't be used) creates 4 happy faces and 2 unhappy faces in each city.