Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Lord_Vetinari
I really like your taste in movies nr. 526

I just saw this movie a few days ago, and it's one of the best i've ever seen. Here's some more:

"Am I the only person who gives a $hit about the rules?! Mark it a f*cking zero!!!"
- Walter, while brandishing a gun

"Toes are no problem. I can get you a toe. I could have you a toe by six tonight."
- Walter

"And Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, Dude."
- Walter

 

[Panda]

"Pink alert! The pervert is in the house!"
- The People vs. Larry Flynt

 

[Lord_Vetinari]

Some more Lebowski quotes:

"We believes in noshing Lebowski, noshing"
Ze Germans

"And let's not forget, let's NOT forget, that keeping wildlife, an...uhm...ampibious rodent, within the city....well that aint legal either"
"What are you, a f*cking park ranger now?"
Walter and The Dude

"I hear you have eine trouble with deine kabel"
Karl Hungus the German nihilist in one of his movies

"No man, The Dude abides. I mean this agression will not stand. This unchecked agression will not stand."
The Dude copying what he heard George Bush say a few moments earlier

"They already posted it"
"Well, they can f*cking unpost it. Who posted it? O'Brien?"
"Berkhalter"
"I told that f*cking kraut a million times I don't roll on saturdays"
Donny and Walter

And now, my favourite character of them all, Jesus Quintana:

"Me and Leon, we're gonna f*ck you up!"
"Yeah, well, that's like your opinion. Man."

"What's this day of rest sh*t. What's this bullsh*t. I woulda f*cked you in the ass saturday. I'll f*ck you in the ass next wednesday instead. You've gotta date wednesday baby. Whooo!"

"And you. If you try any funny stuff, flash a piece on the lane, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger 'till it goes click"
"Eight year olds"

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Blazing Saddles

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Ozz
Blazing Saddles

Duh.

 

[napoleon526]

And more from The Dude and company:

PI: Hey don't worry, I won't go near your special lady.
Dude: She's not my f*cking special lady! She's my lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive!

"And so, in accordance with what we think your final wishes may well have been, we hereby commit your remains to the Pacific ocean. Goodbye, Donnie." (He dumps the can over. The ashes fly all over The Dude)

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam, Tommy?"
- Walter


Acctually, anytime Walter says anything about Vietnam it's hilarious.

 

[Lord_Vetinari]

Sorry for the interruption, but the kid's name is Larry, not Tommy. No big deal, but since I've seen the movie about 30 times, I tend to take these kind of things seriously

 

[Supernaut]

Originally posted by Lord_Vetinari
Sorry for the interruption, but the kid's name is Larry, not Tommy. No big deal, but since I've seen the movie about 30 times, I tend to take these kind of things seriously

You are entering a world of pain

 

[Baleog]

"It is the proud policy of this country never to strike first with nucleur weapons".
- Dr. Strangelove.

Sorry, the "What if nukes had been used in Afganistan" thread reminded me of that cracker.