Your favorite Oxymoron

[superisis]

How about AMERICAN BEER

 

[Damnyankee]

Guy at Microsoft using Linux as a operating system, a Liberal Conserative, a Greedy Communist(that one is ripe for argument), a dumb rocket scientist, etc, etc

 

[Yom]

AMERICAN CHOP SUEY-not an oxymoron, Chop Suey was developed in the United States.

Same difference.

 

[Alice]

rap music

 

[Goober]

Oh, I can think of some . . .

War on Terror
Compassionate Conservative
Canadian Baseball . . .
Microsoft Works

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Canadian Army

 

[Ramius75]

Imposed democracy

 

[Souron]

My own:
certain suspicion

As in "Regard this post with certain suspicion of something"

 

[Babbler]

Microsoft Mac Unit
Microsoft Excel
Mircosoft Outlook
Quiet War
Quiet Revolution

 

[Knowze Gungk]

Dunno if they're classed as oxymorons, but their actual meanings are completely different to what the words suggest.

Humane

Near Miss (when something nearly misses, I call that a HIT)

 

[Taliesin]

Quick death.

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

Canadian Army

God Damned Albertans, no respect whatsoever. (Flips SBI the bird)

 

[Mise]

Spam thread.

Also: Mature Student.

 

[Keirador]

I absolutely HATE it whenever people misuse the word "literally", as they commonly do, for example:
"Like, oh my God, that guy was so like hot I like literally died!"

I also find it wonderfully oxymoronic when people, mostly people around here, misspell words like "stupid" and "idiotic" when applying them to others.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

If you betray me i will kill you IMMEDIATELY with a slow/ painful death

 

[cidknee]

i gotta say military intelligence,,,and peacekeeping force, microsoft works.

 

[MattII]

government aid
microsoft works
military intelligence
fresh air

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

God Damned Albertans, no respect whatsoever. (Flips SBI the bird)

I'm a transplanted Vancouverite, not an Albertan

 

[Doc Tsiolkovski]

Klingon Intelligence

 

[Babbler]

Klingon Intelligence

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