Your favorite Oxymoron

[Chukchi Husky]

You're joking, aren't you?

No... I don't know much...

they exclued each other. If the first one is true, the other one can't be. And the other way round.

Oh, ok...

 

[Louis XXIV]

Synthetic Natural Gas or "Almost exactly" would be two good examples.

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

here's two

politically correct
intelligent idiots

 

[HAND]

I quite like this oxy moron...

Future History!

 

[cidknee]

how about Mac gamer!!!...

 

[betazed]

Group Think.

 

[CurtSibling]

'Benign Dictatorship' - Always makes me laugh...

'Communist Liberation' - Now that is a corker!

 

[Ayatollah So]

A reporter once asked Gandhi, "What's your opinion of Western civilization?"
Gandhi replied, "I think it would be a very good idea."

 

[Warman17]

Compasssionate Conservative.

what he said.

 

[Sims2789]

"Dr. Poole was right!! You're an ox, and a moron!!"

honest politician
liberal intelligentsia
papal infallibility
customer service

Have to agree on all but the second! Especially from what I've learned from my AP European History class.

By the way, it's spelled intelegensia.

 

[Yom]

By the way, it's spelled intelegensia.

You're joking, aren't you?

Idiot Sauvant is an funny one that I found out about recently. "Laplace's demon" isn't quite oxymoronic, but it's ironic enough for me to post it.

 

[Ayatollah So]

Irrational exuberance.

 

[Yom]

Irrational exuberance.

How is that an oxymoron? You can't be happy when you shouldn't be?

 

[JohnRM]

"This is a press conference. The last thing I want to do is answer a lot of questions!"

 

[the100thballoon]

George W Bush would be a perfect oximoron if he were associated with either of the following: speech, coherence, intelligence...

peace, self-restraint, national interests over personal interests, respect for world, humility.......


unfortunately the list goes on and on. my fav oxymoron is jumbo shrimp.

 

[Inter4]

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I know there are much more I'll like but the list is huge and im lazy.

You're joking, aren't you?

not everybody is omniscient like you..forgive us for our ignorance...

 

[Mapache]

VIOLENT PEACE PROTEST

Militant pacifism
Friendly fire

 

[cidknee]

"Dr. Poole was right!! You're an ox, and a moron!!"

honest politician
liberal intelligentsia
papal infallibility
customer service

OMG... i LOVE that movie... now just a min here... my wife is blonde...shes smart as a whip,

but another oxymoron..

conservitive liberal.

bloody liberals....

 

[the100thballoon]

A reporter once asked Gandhi, "What's your opinion of Western civilization?"
Gandhi replied, "I think it would be a very good idea."

UNITED STATES

99% FAT FREE

TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE

TEMPORARY TAX RELIEF

SLIM FAST

these aren't oxymorons. "US" could be except that they are pretty united. all the others are definately (and obviously) not oxymorons.





politically correct
honest politician

i love those!

ps- did that sound rude? sry in a bad mood cuz i cant get a hold of a girl... Ive been calling like once a week for months and emailing but i always miss her and when shes home i cant call cuz im busy.

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

Ive been calling like once a week for months and emailing but i always miss her and when shes home i cant call cuz im busy

maybe it's cause you're a "casual civ'er"