Having said that, I would be amenable to People's Commissariat for Culture. High on my list of things would limiting the number of texts by vetting them for proper grammar and spelling; destroying self-centred social networking by the same method; limiting emails by the same; and remaking the 'entertainment' industry into something vaguely interesting: I really want more decent cinema, better books and so forth and if I had to put up with ideological quotient to get it, so be it -- I already have to put up with 'orrible stuff like Avatar. For instance, Iron Man 2 would have been so much better if it was a Soviet equivalent of a morality play. Here's the big capitalist in his decadent society being cool. Now, here's his relationship failing, his commercial empire falling apart and his resulting life on the street where he has to pawn bits of his armour to get food. That would have been awesome.