Gogf
Indescribable
17. Yo mama so stupid, you contributed to the spam in this thread 
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18. What did the boy say when he walked into an antique store? What's new?
.18. What did the boy say when he walked into an antique store? What's new?
100 Cheesiest Jokes
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Tsunami23
That Guy
19. Where does the Turtle go to fuel up? The Shell Station!
Syterion
Voodoo Economist
20. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie-talkie!
21. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffienated!
22. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
21. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffienated!
22. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Gnarfflinger
Wiseguy in Training
23. A guy walks in to a morgue and asks the coroner "Who's dying to see you today?"
Perfection
The Great Head.
24. Q: What's yellow and cheesy?
A: Cheese!
A: Cheese!
Perfection
The Great Head.
26. My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.
"What's the difference?" Sean asked.
"Hello?" replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. "The COLOR is different!"
"What's the difference?" Sean asked.
"Hello?" replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. "The COLOR is different!"
The Person
Deity +2
Some of these jokes were actually good! I've even bookmarked this thread, as the first one on this forum to receive this honor.
And here's my contribution:
27:
Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
A: Nothing! Cheese can't speak!
28:
Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
A: One! Then your stomach isn't empty anymore!
29:
Q: What's the difference between a crocodile?
A: It can neither use a bike.
30:
There was a man who fell over. How? He fell over. (Just to continue the list of best jokes on this thread.)
And here's my contribution:
27:
Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
A: Nothing! Cheese can't speak!
28:
Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
A: One! Then your stomach isn't empty anymore!
29:
Q: What's the difference between a crocodile?
A: It can neither use a bike.
30:
There was a man who fell over. How? He fell over. (Just to continue the list of best jokes on this thread.)
Perfection
The Great Head.
31: Q: What did the cheese say right before being shredded
A: I feel grate!
A: I feel grate!
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
32: Q: What do you find in the Cheddar Gorge caves?
A: Cheddar cheese!
A: Cheddar cheese!
Perfection
The Great Head.
33: I once had a dream where I was eating this huge slice of cheese...
...and when I woke up my blanket was gone!
...and when I woke up my blanket was gone!
Perfection
The Great Head.
36 Q: What food is the saddest?
A: Bleu Cheese!
A: Bleu Cheese!
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
This is the cheesiest cheesy cheese that ever did cheese the cheesiness of cheesy cheeses (How many times can you fit cheese into one sentence?)
Perfection
The Great Head.
43. Q: What kind of milk does Swiss cheese come from?
A: Hole Milk!
A: Hole Milk!
