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100 Cheesiest Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Tsunami23, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Gogf

    Gogf Indescribable

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    17. Yo mama so stupid, you contributed to the spam in this thread ;).
    18. What did the boy say when he walked into an antique store? What's new?
     
  2. Tsunami23

    Tsunami23 That Guy

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    19. Where does the Turtle go to fuel up? The Shell Station!
     
  3. Syterion

    Syterion Voodoo Economist

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    20. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie-talkie!

    21. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffienated!

    22. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
     
  4. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    23. A guy walks in to a morgue and asks the coroner "Who's dying to see you today?"
     
  5. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    24. Q: What's yellow and cheesy?

    A: Cheese!
     
  6. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    25-What do you getwhen you cross a city laborer and a mine?
    An extra shild! :rolleyes:
     
  7. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    26. My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.

    "What's the difference?" Sean asked.

    "Hello?" replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. "The COLOR is different!"
     
  8. The Person

    The Person Deity +2

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    Some of these jokes were actually good! I've even bookmarked this thread, as the first one on this forum to receive this honor.

    And here's my contribution:

    27:
    Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

    A: Nothing! Cheese can't speak!

    28:
    Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

    A: One! Then your stomach isn't empty anymore!

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    Q: What's the difference between a crocodile?

    A: It can neither use a bike.

    30:
    There was a man who fell over. How? He fell over. (Just to continue the list of best jokes on this thread.)
     
  9. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    31: Q: What did the cheese say right before being shredded

    A: I feel grate!
     
  10. Chukchi Husky

    Chukchi Husky Lone Wolf

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    32: Q: What do you find in the Cheddar Gorge caves?

    A: Cheddar cheese!
     
  11. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    33: I once had a dream where I was eating this huge slice of cheese...

    ...and when I woke up my blanket was gone!
     
  12. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    34-
    What's yellow and tastes like cheese, and is caled cheese? :rolleyes:
    Cheese!

    35- What word is always pronounced 'wrong'?

    Wrong!
     
  13. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    36 Q: What food is the saddest?

    A: Bleu Cheese!
     
  14. BCLG100

    BCLG100 Music Master

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    i couldnt be bothered to check but

    'whats brown and sticky?'
    'a stick'

    'What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying infront of your doorstep'
    'Matt'

    okay that one wasnt mine, my friend told me that one.
     
  15. Lord Paul

    Lord Paul Godzilla and dinos rule!

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    what did one lion say to the other lion?

    ROAR!
     
  16. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    40. What's yellow?
    The color yellow!
     
  17. Chukchi Husky

    Chukchi Husky Lone Wolf

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    This is the cheesiest cheesy cheese that ever did cheese the cheesiness of cheesy cheeses (How many times can you fit cheese into one sentence?)
     
  18. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    42. You can't fit cheese into a sentence! haha... :rolleyes:
     
  19. Lord Paul

    Lord Paul Godzilla and dinos rule!

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    17. What did one lion say to the other lion?

    ROAR!
     
  20. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    43. Q: What kind of milk does Swiss cheese come from?

    A: Hole Milk!
     

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