100 Cheesiest Jokes
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Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
How do you get 2 whales in a car?
Cross the Severn bridge
(2 whales is pronounced the same as "to Wales")
Cross the Severn bridge
(2 whales is pronounced the same as "to Wales")
Tsunami23
That Guy
Lord Paul said:
For some reason I burst out laughing on this one.
49. What did the chicken say to the man?
Nothing, chickens can't speak!
Tsunami23
That Guy
kulade said:
I second that.
That was so dumb, it made me laugh
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
3 pieces of strings walk into a pub
The first string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here"
The second string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here"
The third string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here", and the string replys "No I'm Knot".
The first string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here"
The second string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here"
The third string asks for a beer, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here", and the string replys "No I'm Knot".
The Omega
Completely Insane
LLXerxes said:52-Why was 7 afraid of 8?
'Cause 8 was had a gun!
What the?!?!?!!?
Perfection
The Great Head.
53 So a nun in a sunday school looks at Johnny's bible picture. It's a cemetary and he sees a hunk of cheddar and a hunk of swiss floating in mid-air"
She says "What on earth is that"
To which the Johnny replies, "it's cheeses rising from the grave!"
She says "What on earth is that"
To which the Johnny replies, "it's cheeses rising from the grave!"
Yaniv
Prince
54: A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The barman says: "Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke?"
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
What goes "ha ha bonk"?
A man laughing his head off.
A man laughing his head off.
Tsunami23
That Guy
Yaniv said:
lol, thats funny
Mise
isle of lucy
59 - What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A dot.
60 - What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (pronounced: No Eye Deer)
61 - What do you call a deer with eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
62 - What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a chainsaw in its back?
Still bloody no idea!!!!
63 - What do you call a sheep with no legs and no head?
A cloud.
64 - Two fish are swiming in their tank. One says to the other, "So.... do you know how to drive this thing?"
65 - Knock, knock
Who's there?
-Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt who?
-Umm... that's the end of the joke.
Huh?
-Well it would be pretty funny if Brad Pitt knocked on your door!
66 - Two pieces of cheese are sitting in the fridge. One says to the other, "Man, I am so wasted."
67 - What did the German policeman say to his belly button?
"You're under a vest."
A dot.
60 - What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (pronounced: No Eye Deer)
61 - What do you call a deer with eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
62 - What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a chainsaw in its back?
Still bloody no idea!!!!
63 - What do you call a sheep with no legs and no head?
A cloud.
64 - Two fish are swiming in their tank. One says to the other, "So.... do you know how to drive this thing?"
65 - Knock, knock
Who's there?
-Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt who?
-Umm... that's the end of the joke.
Huh?
-Well it would be pretty funny if Brad Pitt knocked on your door!
66 - Two pieces of cheese are sitting in the fridge. One says to the other, "Man, I am so wasted."
67 - What did the German policeman say to his belly button?
"You're under a vest."
that last was sowird I laughed 
sir_schwick
Archbishop of Towels
69 - A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
70 - What do you call two ducks?
A paradux.
70 - What do you call two ducks?
A paradux.
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