100 Cheesiest Jokes

17. Yo mama so stupid, you contributed to the spam in this thread ;).
18. What did the boy say when he walked into an antique store? What's new?
 
20. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie-talkie!

21. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffienated!

22. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
 
23. A guy walks in to a morgue and asks the coroner "Who's dying to see you today?"
 
26. My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.

"What's the difference?" Sean asked.

"Hello?" replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. "The COLOR is different!"
 
Some of these jokes were actually good! I've even bookmarked this thread, as the first one on this forum to receive this honor.

And here's my contribution:

27:
Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

A: Nothing! Cheese can't speak!

28:
Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

A: One! Then your stomach isn't empty anymore!

29:
Q: What's the difference between a crocodile?

A: It can neither use a bike.

30:
There was a man who fell over. How? He fell over. (Just to continue the list of best jokes on this thread.)
 
34-
What's yellow and tastes like cheese, and is caled cheese? :rolleyes:
Cheese!

35- What word is always pronounced 'wrong'?

Wrong!
 
i couldnt be bothered to check but

'whats brown and sticky?'
'a stick'

'What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying infront of your doorstep'
'Matt'

okay that one wasnt mine, my friend told me that one.
 
what did one lion say to the other lion?

ROAR!
 
This is the cheesiest cheesy cheese that ever did cheese the cheesiness of cheesy cheeses (How many times can you fit cheese into one sentence?)
 
Chukchi_Husky said:
This is the cheesiest cheesy cheese that ever did cheese the cheesiness of cheesy cheeses (How many times can you fit cheese into one sentence?)
42. You can't fit cheese into a sentence! haha... :rolleyes:
 
17. What did one lion say to the other lion?

ROAR!
 
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