Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Sorry, but name is not at home now, please leave your message after your home address and locations of your valuables. *beep*
100 Of The Funniest Thing To Put On Your Answering Machine Theard
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Sophie 378
Avvie by ybbor
I quote Good Omens: "Hi. This is Anthony Crowley. Uh. I'm probably not in right now, or asleep, or busy, or something, but speak after the tone and I'll get right back to you". Sounding so laid-back you could put a carpet on it! With apologies to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Yeah, it's funnier in context.
Sophie 378
Avvie by ybbor
Friend of mine once had a set of her friends singing in four-part harmony:
"Hi this is Emma's phone
Just speak after the tone!"
Or something like that. Anyway, she changed it once she got dozens of "hi, I just wanted to listen to your answerphone message!" messages and scores of missed calls!
"Hi this is Emma's phone
Just speak after the tone!"
Or something like that. Anyway, she changed it once she got dozens of "hi, I just wanted to listen to your answerphone message!" messages and scores of missed calls!
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Hello, you have reached *name*'s residence. Please leave a message after the suicide. *click* GAH! Why won't this damn gun work?! *click* AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH-- *gunshot, body thuds to the ground*
*beep*
*beep*
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
hello------ i can't hear you-------maby you should leave a message----
also...
Hey! how are you! im good thanks, what up??(someone my mom knew used this and it drove her crazy because she woudl be a minute into a conversation when it said that this was just a recording
also...
Hey! how are you! im good thanks, what up??(someone my mom knew used this and it drove her crazy because she woudl be a minute into a conversation when it said that this was just a recording
The Person
Deity +2
"You have a veeery bad timing considering the fact that you phoned me while I was not in a position to answer the phone. Please don't leave a message after the beep, since I'm sure that with your bad timing you'll just f*** it up." *beep*
Eukaryote
Deity
Hello, Claire and her sister can't come to the phone right now. We're currently busy sastifying each others erges. Don't judge us just because we're gay rednecks! <beep>
The Person
Deity +2
"Do you have news on my pre-order for Civ4? If you do, please leave a message after the beep. If you don't, hang up right now, you're blocking the line!" *beep*
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
"If you are calling for Jim, he is at his friend Rob's, if you are the pest control person who has to get rid of the mosquito infestation, the key is under the door mat." *beep*
There is a mosquito in here and it's really annyoing me...! I did get it after about 2 hours, it made the mistake of leaving the ceiling in the living room (wich is too high for me to reach it with anything).
There is a mosquito in here and it's really annyoing me...! I did get it after about 2 hours, it made the mistake of leaving the ceiling in the living room (wich is too high for me to reach it with anything).
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
<discontinuity> I think you would better spend your time either leaving a message or else phoning someone else!<more discontinuity> *beep*
lol im planning on putting a smite button on the keyboard.
lol im planning on putting a smite button on the keyboard.
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
I have a "Panic", Öh Sh**" (wasn't sure if I can say sh** on here) + "Damn".
You have reached NAME's house of god, please leave your message after the surmon *beep*
You have reached NAME's house of god, please leave your message after the surmon *beep*
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