1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

382. You can spell and pronounce "Majapahit."

 

[Kimiimaro]

383. You thing Jayavarman is read as "Taovaraman"

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

384. Firaxis names a test build after you.

 

[Guandao]

385. You start having dreams of a game on a map with cities surrounded by colored territory.

386. You visit a New Age Guru, asking him to heal your missionaries.

387. You advise Indonesian developers to always build their buildings on the coast to get the adjacency bonuses.

 

[Ondolindë]

387. You complete a project at work late at night and expect to see the achievement notification on your screen.

 

[Leyrann]

384. Firaxis names a test build after you.

Wait, they actually did this?

Also if they're doing test builds, where's the thread?

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

Wait, they actually did this?

Also if they're doing test builds, where's the thread?

https://forums.civfanatics.com/thre...neral-discussion.623539/page-37#post-14909745

 

[Browd]

Moderator Action: Numerous off-topic posts deleted. Please get back on topic. It appears the next item would be number 388.

 

[Guandao]

388. You had a dream about Amanitore being some sort of cartoon villain, a cross between DC Comics' Amanda Waller and Civ6's Amanitore.

389. You advise the Cambodians to always farm near their barays.

390. You warn other nations never to declare war on Australia or else....

 

[God of Kings]

391. You believe that Gitarja is Moana's long-lost sister.

392. You believe that Jayavarman VII is bald and you believe that statues of him were defaced into depicting hair.

 

[Guandao]

393. While watching Thor Ragnarok, you half-expected to see Harald Hardrada as an Asgardian background extra.

394. You wonder if Jayavarman VII got his idea for his delegation gift from watching Bizarre Foods.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

395. You know you can safely send a delegation to Sparta without getting him kicked down a well because in this timeline Leonidas doesn't exist.

 

[PreLynMax]

29) You print a map of the world you play in to maximize your strategy.

 

[Guandao]

397. You dream of Rome getting a second leader, then realized you were dreaming because the leader's name is the fictional Valerus.

398. You assume all Civilizations that existed built Aqueducts and is surprised that only the Romans did.

 

[AmtrakQuebec]

399 ) You visit a ski village in Northern Italy and are shocked when the locals tell you the one road out of town doesn't lead to Rome.

 

[Kimiimaro]

400. You go to one Polish town and wonder why it has a market but not Sukkienice.

 

[God of Kings]

401. You visit a mid-sized American city only to find a broadcast tower but no film studio.

 

[Siptah]

398. You assume all Civilizations that existed built Aqueducts and is surprised that only the Romans did.

Assyria? Oh wait, not included yet. But India is and built them too.

402. You are disappointed when actually visiting the city with the Sukkienice after which civ's version is modeled because of it being out of proportion and there is no cloth to buy, but cheap trash.
403. You go to sleep in Jakarta and better hope you don't wake up in Bandar Brunei
404. You read that it is now forbidden to climb on Uluru. You wonder why anyone would do such a thing anyway, since there's nothing to be gained at the top of Uluru. It only affects the tiles surrounding it.

 

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

405. You visit the Dead Sea and after taking a drink realize it does not provide freshwater.
406. You wonder why Indonesians would build some Kampungs on land when they would be more beneficial in the water.
407. You insist that the Japanese knew about electricity before anyone else because they had their own factories making electronics before it was discovered.

 

[otaman1]

408. You get 100% in your history project about any historical ruler because you used the Civilopedia
409. You have an argument with historians that the Aztecs developed space ships