1000 things not to do on a date

[W|M]

566) Dress as Gaius Julius Caesar.
567) Speak Latin the entire date.
568) Dress as Otto Von Bismark
569) Speak German the entire date (if she understands German, then Latin).

 

[Mango Elephant]

570) Ask her what a female orgasm feels like.

 

[W|M]

571) Bring a laptop, and watch hard-core porn, with maximum volume.

 

[!!!!!]

572: keep saying "what dose this have to do with me"

 

[GamezRule]

573: Masturbate

 

[W|M]

574) Discuss German economics in 1923.

 

[Earthling]

575) It looks like your car has kinda cheap black paper/plastic covering the back windows to try and look cool

But really while black paper on the outside on the inside they are all giant pictures of spiders.

 

[_random_]

576) Chant ominously.

 

[remake20]

577: Claim you are prophetic, then chant gibberish.

 

[Lord Baal]

578. Arrive dressed as Darth Vader and ask her if she'd like to feel the Force flow through her.

 

[GamezRule]

579: If she says yes to 578, pull out a plastic lightsaber.

 

[Mango Elephant]

580) Tell her your waiting until marriage. And that you're a lesbian.

 

[!!!!!]

581: when she tries to talk say one moment and pick up your phone and keep talking the rest of the date

 

[W|M]

582) Snipe her.

 

[_random_]

583) Suggest a rousing game of FATAL.

 

[!!!!!]

584: insist that she runs with scissors