20 Bananas walk into a bar

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a tequila sunrise. The bartender looks at him for a moment and says "Wouldn't you like something a bit more manly?" Descartes says "I think not!" and disappears in a puff of logic.

A latin professor walks into a bar sits down and says "I'd like a martinus." The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini?" The professor says "No, I only want one damnit!"
 
A seal walks into a club...
 
A gymnast walks on a bar...
 
A man walks into a pub. Ouch! It was an iron pub! I mean, an iron bar!
 
A horse, a crocodile and Barbara Streisand walk into a bar. The barman asks: "Hey, why the long faces?"
 
A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.
A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.
A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.
A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.
A man walks into a bar.

A man walks out of the bar.
 
A suicide bomber walks into a bar...
 
A Warrior runs into a club...
Spoiler :
..."There that thing is!"


A banana walks into a bar...
Spoiler :
...and is promptly chopped up for use in a specialty drink


A clumsy person walks into a bar...
Spoiler :
Reels back from hitting his head on the bar, slips on the banana peel, and is robbed of all his cash by the Warrior, who has realized that the time has come to become an Infantry, but can't afford a rifle.
 
A soldier fires a BAR...
 
Wow! A bullet-dodging banana! Now if we can use them as some kind of fuel source... I'VE GOT IT! WE CAN EAT THEM!!!
 
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