Swedishguy
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A Pikachu walks into a bone club...
20 Bananas walk into a bar
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Bodybuilder Hakim walks to a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is sick so the assistant serves him. When Hakim has had his beer he leaves without paying.
This happens every day for a week, then the assistant decides to start bodybuilding too. After 10 years he is finally stronger and tougher than Hakim, and the bartender is sick again. When Hakim walks to the bar, and tries to leave without paying, the assistant stops him:
"Why don't you pay?"
"I have a tab."
The moral teaching: you better trust people, even if they are black and tough. And you better avoid lame jokes.
This happens every day for a week, then the assistant decides to start bodybuilding too. After 10 years he is finally stronger and tougher than Hakim, and the bartender is sick again. When Hakim walks to the bar, and tries to leave without paying, the assistant stops him:
"Why don't you pay?"
"I have a tab."
The moral teaching: you better trust people, even if they are black and tough. And you better avoid lame jokes.
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
A banana comes into a bar. To then be eaten.
Three pieces of string decide to go into the bar, but there's a sign saying "No strings allowed". Nevertheless, the first one tries his best and walks in. The barman promptly notices him and points to the sign "Can't you read? No strings allowed!" and the string walks out in disappointment. The second string tries. Again, the barman notices: "No strings allowed!" and is pushed out of the bar. The third ruffles himself up and starts tying himself up, and then proceeds to walk in. "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?" says the barman. "No, I'm a frayed knot" replies the string.
obliterate
Warrior Monk
That's as old as China.
Narz
keeping it real
So this seagull walks into a convenience store...
Spoiler :
Swedishguy
Deity
A leet-speaker walks into a bar. "zomfgroflmfao" he said. He was lynched.
Elta
我不会把这种
Narz
keeping it real
Swedishguy
Deity
A man walked into a couple of bars. The bars had to have their honeymoon somewhere else.
obliterate
Warrior Monk
I ate a bar, from a jar, in a car, it didn't go very far, nah.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Did we already do the one about the dyslexic walking into a bra?
A duck walks into a bar, hops up onto the bar.
"Got any peanuts?" he asks the bartender.
"No."
Duck jumps down and walks out.
Next day, the duck walks back into the bar, hops up on the bar.
"Got any peanuts?"
"No!"
Duck jumps down and walks out.
Next day, duck walks back into the bar, hops back up on the bar: "Got any peanuts?"
"NO!" screams the bartender, "we don't have any peanuts! If you come in here one more time asking for peanuts, I'm gonna nail your feet to the bar!"
Duck hops down and walks out.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, hops up on the bar, and asks: "Got any nails?"
NO! I do not have any nails!!!!!
"Good. Got any peanuts?"
"Got any peanuts?" he asks the bartender.
"No."
Duck jumps down and walks out.
Next day, the duck walks back into the bar, hops up on the bar.
"Got any peanuts?"
"No!"
Duck jumps down and walks out.
Next day, duck walks back into the bar, hops back up on the bar: "Got any peanuts?"
"NO!" screams the bartender, "we don't have any peanuts! If you come in here one more time asking for peanuts, I'm gonna nail your feet to the bar!"
Duck hops down and walks out.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, hops up on the bar, and asks: "Got any nails?"
NO! I do not have any nails!!!!!
"Good. Got any peanuts?"
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Good one! And I see you already dropped the dyslexic one.
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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged $60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here." The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, it's no wonder!"
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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged $60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here." The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, it's no wonder!"
Swedishguy
Deity
A man walked into a Swedishguy. The man never walked again.
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