5 word never ending story

[Civ'ed]

Madagascarians after a man in

 

[Dumanios]

Alaska got a head cold

 

[Buddhafish]

and farted so loud that

 

[Civ'ed]

president Australia shut down everything

 

[Red_Spy]

along with President Madagascar, then

 

[Buddhafish]

Stalin rose from the grave

 

[DarthNader]

to fight Robo-Nixon with

 

[nightcreature]

his army of cheese sticks.

 

[Optical]

The baguettes also attacked from

 

[Terrance888]

Clinton's half off pants sale

 

[nightcreature]

In Normandy. The queen of

 

[SouthernKing]

Ferrara married Ulm's ruler and

 

[Red_Spy]

then was invaded by Sealand.

 

[Optical]

In the meantime, Novum Romanum

 

[Darth Caesar]

did the tango with his

 

[Dumanios]

best friend, Blu Spy, who

 

[SouthernKing]

was killed by a Heavy

 

[strijder20]

Kitty guard who hated him

 

[Buddhafish]

and supported the communist party

 

[nightcreature]

of Antarctica. Soon, the communists