The Glorious SouthernKing decided to wet his pants with alacrity after he watched anime, so sexy female ninjas attacked, wearing t-shirts with pictures of Skwink being elected for congress and taking a good poop when Darth Vader and Batman played Civilization, with Darth V playing Call of Duty on his xbox 360 where he didn't win at Team Deathmatch. But he did like Madden 08 because it has a picture of a large Death Star which wiped out all Canada and made America happy for 2 cents, as Canada revives unfair ninja posting, forcing Yugoslavia to activate Chuck Norris' robotic Giant Death Robot to destroy America in one fell blow. But America quintupled in power and sent Perfection and NickyJ to their deaths, because they blew themselves up with a shark repellent bat-spray.
Pink onions are bad for your health because they make green turkey turn blue, while it discovers Shwink is Vietnamese and screams "Airplanes" lyrics and leaps round fields like a little homosexual man that is on a B17 Flying Fortress that has no wings so he falls to his home in a yellow submarine captained by Lenin.
Onward came the meteors that destroyed New York City, then up from the depths came a loch ness, which defied all geological laws, bursting into laughter as it saw Marty Robbins shoot Texas Red. And the country is in the middle of an isolated isle that Don Quixote gave to the rich because they kept beneath their pillows golden "P" buttons from computer keyboards which were made of Platinum.
And then the world blew out its candles on its low fat birthday cake so that it never recovered sung rap lyrics until after it danced the tango with a large purple elephant that held an Ak-47. An M-16 wielding Communist rhinoceros loudly declared that the end of the world would occur if capitalism was painted yellow with pink spots by a plumber wearing no railguns. But then, Batman and a donkey played badminton in a tuxedo made of post-its notes walked down the aisle while chewing gum and dancing with an empty cardboard box.
Batman then tripped over and spilled his bowl of chili on an unsuspecting old lady who turned out to be Chuck Norris in a convincing Pocahontas Halloween costume that he was forced to wear because he could never find the King Kong suit. Unfortunately, because the hobbits are in Isengard but why is the rum Gone. Why is the rum gone? Because HJ just arrived at Hogwarts where the inaugural pumpkin eating contest was underway celebrating the fact that they were about to be nuked by Monty Python's Black Knight's Cat, who ate like a pig, and pressed the button to create just a flesh eating monstrosity that had a bite out of some guys who just finished jerking off the tap in the bathroom which had been left on by a wandering troop of fairies who played Civilization 4, and loved to go and do parrots, but mistakenly found themselves in trouble, because it was Friday and they had not danced the robot in a black suit so they decided to dance with Bender, but They did not bend that way in ages creating a wormhole in time and space that sucked up the moon and the world's fattest lady who got stuck in it.
Stuck really bad like so no one could see the asteroid shaped like a giant football that could be thrown around the interstellar football pitch however it was instead eaten quickly. Meanwhile, our heroes were voraciously eating deep dish pizza in behind of a rat-infested skyscraper belonging to a very rich, yet poor man who ate a lot of cabbage when suddenly, our heroes felt indigestion, so they ran to the nearest dumpster and promptly took a dump into the nearby washroom of a neighbouring creeper who then exploded and through the butterfly effect caused SouthernKing to happily eat a Roadkill Moose when suddenly a second Roadkill Moose jumped out but was shot by SouthernKing, who was armed with a AK-47. SouthernKing then happily went running naked across of the border between Bob Marley and Johnny Cash, but then he slipped and cut off his toes. Then the Hamburglar arrived and SK promptly shot him off of his talking velociraptor.
SK then took the velociraptor and Bobbtjoe arrived on Perfection's pet T-Rex, at which point a pack of ravenous Swedes led by the Burger King kidnapped SouthernKing and Bobbtjoe and took them to an outhouse and beat them to death. However, they managed to escape despite being dead. Meanwhile, in Northern Denmark, a CFCer went to start a RL AAR on the bukkitless walruses (walrusi?) that inhabited downtown New York and fought against Italian Gangsters. To try and find the Lost Ark, he decided to start a pony farm, called Honey Badger Farms, where the horses were really disguised dogs that were eating Roadkill Mooses who had been teslad by Chuck Testa? Nope, just Mr. John Wayne, who was eating the lost ark. Lightsaber raised, he killed several Communist Prostitutes who were busy doing Spetsnaz while maintaining glasnost policy and luring 007 to his doom.
Then General Olaf stormed in and questioned all of the ninja warriors of Mt Fuji who said they knew nothing but were clearly lying because their nose grew. General Olaf was wearing a hat because he liked how well it complemented his trenchcoat and monocle.
"Hey look, I have a feather sticking out of my derriere." said MoreEpicThanYou to SouthernKing while Strijder was dancing because his new moves were not perfect yet. Olaf was surprised that anyone would do such insane things as SouthernKing did like joining my NES and sending in late orders that resulted in his immediate defeat. He then got eggs thrown by a mad megalomaniac named Hiro Ebashi who then decided cheese was the main cause of Jeeze's being called Jesus, because it was clearly the Incan extraterristial overlords who had skipped across the cosmos, when Suddenly, I receive an influx of random PMs from CFC Which all said the same, namely congratulations for your victory in a Brave New World War that was orchestrated by the cast of Jersey Shore and stopped by Chuck Testa but actually, nope! Chuck Testa jumped up and down because he had ants in his shoes, then he went and killed a puppy gruesomely so that he could have steak.
This steak tasted bad because it had been poisoned by the puppy's ghost, flying around because strijder spelled Civ'ed wrong and got slapped by an Epic ULM, which then went nowhere as cities don't go. For using incorrect English, strijder20 was fed to a giant beetle, who then went and Died. A long time ago, SoutherKing and Ulm drank Moonshine and got drunk then went streaking in New York Yankees Stadium with shotguns to kill Ferrara however Bavaria was getting tetchy so they hatched and evil plan to hold Yoshiegg hostage so that Bavaria would call Anhalt an ugly unicorn. Darth Caesar went to an unknown place In Siberia, where the man drunk his own urine and sh*tted out a very large planet that he called Uranus they shunned him because he was not in Moscow, but in Czechoslovakia which no longer existed as it broke up.
Czechoslovakia's ex then went and left a box full of a gift basket for the Fuher of germany who was then killed by a LAPD - a lollypop-licking analphabetic poodle dog -, who then took the Fuher's big white toilet and moved her bloated bowels while humming God Save Mrs Ethyl Shroake but Ethyl had just become the anthropomorphic personification of Ulm. Ulm then went and tried to kick over the royal kings of the Holy Romans who possessed the most powerful Queen Elizabeth Giant Death Robot but Perfection was unhappy since he was trapped under a
