5 word never ending story

[SamSniped]

and got slapped by a(n)

 

[Civ'ed]

Epic ULM, which then went

 

[strijder20]

nowhere as cities don't go.

 

[SamSniped]

For using incorrect English, strijder20

 

[Darth Caesar]

was fed to a giant

 

[Civ'ed]

beetle, who then went and

 

[SamSniped]

Died. A long time ago,

 

[Dumanios]

SoutherKing and Ulm drank Moonshine

 

[Darth Caesar]

and got drunk then went

 

[SamSniped]

streaking in New York Yankees Stadium

 

[SouthernKing]

with shotguns to kill Ferrara

 

[Civ'ed]

however Bavaria was getting tetchy so

 

[DarthNader]

they hatched and evil plan

 

[SamSniped]

to hold Yoshiegg hostage so

 

[Civ'ed]

that Bavaria would call Anhalt

 

[Darth Caesar]

an ugly unicorn. Darth Caesar

 

[nightcreature]

went to an unknown place

 

[SamSniped]

In Siberia, where the man

 

[Dumanios]

drunk his own urine and

 

[SouthernKing]

sh*tted out a very large