50 things that are being killed by the internet

I can't help but think that a fair few are somewhat missattributed; a lot, such as 3) Listening to albums all the way through are just down to computers in general, while a few such as 10) Watches are simply the result of technological advances which has nothing to do with the internet at all.
And, of course, one could well argue that 13) Memory is just the logical extension of writing itself, simply reflecting humanities ongoing externalisation of knowledge, and that the internet itself just represents the next step, rather than any fundmanetal revolution of how information is used.


I would hazard that playing Dunegons & Dragons represents an entirely different experience to playing World of Warcraft, whether or not they share some mechanical structure. That's not to say the latter hasn't impacted the popularity of the former, but they're hardly equivalent.

That's hardly the point. The comparison is between playing a game like D&D and playing a game like WoW.

Actually, CD-players might have already killed 3), allowing programmed playing of selections.
 
42) The nervous thrill of the reunion
You've spent the past five years tracking their weight-gain on Facebook, so meeting up with your first love doesn't pack the emotional punch it once did.



Yup... I couldn't believe it when I looked up some of my crushes this year. All 3 of them got fat. In fact, only the heavier* one got thin.


*back in the 1990's heavier didn't mean HEAVIER like it does now.
 
You actually looked that up?
 
53) 'Good' photography
Now that an unlimited of pictures could be taken at a time, hardly anyones bothers with their quality. Some will probably turn out OK anyway, out of all the thousands.
 
43) Solitaire
The original computer timewaster has been superseded by the more alluring temptations of the web. Ditto Minesweeper.

I still waste my time on both of those, even playing Hearts and Pinball, that comes with my computer.
 
Agreed. D&D is a social game, while WoW is a computer game. There's a clear difference.


As table-top historical wargaming with thousands of figures and multiple players on both sides is not the same experience as Age of Empires, Civilization or Rise of Nations. It's a shared experience rather than a solitary one.
 
Someone hasn't spent very much time on the internets.

18 years. Long enough to know that so-called "cool" internet speak is comprised of lazy and sloppy spelling.
 
Number 7 ( Adolescent nerves at first porn purchase ) made me laugh. Seeing how that happened in the nineties, I was just young enough to remember all that. haha. (also AOL) Very funny article.
 
51) Dungeons and Dragons: With games like World of War Craft, who needs to sit in a stuffy room with fat ugly people?

Now all the fat ugly people play WoW, so it's a much more pleasant experience. :lol:

I can't account for the generation gap that is developing between nerds, but I'm a proud defender of the "old ways". NES, Donkey Kong Country, D&D, Senji, Starcraft, LEGOs, and Darkwing Duck > WoW and TF2
 
43) Solitaire
The original computer timewaster has been superseded by the more alluring temptations of the web. Ditto Minesweeper.

The internet didn't kill these! Civilization did!


Other than that, funny article (finally I can use the new smiley) :lmao:
 
I found that Civ III encouraged me to play Solitaire much more, as I could play it between turns with Civ III still open in the background so that I could see when the computer finished its turn. The fact that Civ IV minimized when I try to open other things means I don't play both of those at once very often though.
 
That's hardly the point. The comparison is between playing a game like D&D and playing a game like WoW.
Both games can be considered archetypal of their format, so the statement stands. For a variety of reasons, not least the social aspect already highlighted, tabletop games and video games are simply not the same thing.
As I said, I'm not disputing the assertion that the increased popularity of computer RPGs has impacted the popularity of tabletop RPGs, I merely take issue with the assertion that the latter are rendered obselete by the former.

Actually, CD-players might have already killed 3), allowing programmed playing of selections.
There's grey areas, certainly. On one side you have the very definitely manual "track skipping" of having to move the needle or fast-forward the cassette, on the other the unconsciouss selection of the shuffled library. The CD player sits somewhere in between, but it was certainly a sign of things to come.

I found that Civ III encouraged me to play Solitaire much more, as I could play it between turns with Civ III still open in the background so that I could see when the computer finished its turn. The fact that Civ IV minimized when I try to open other things means I don't play both of those at once very often though.
You can run Civ4 in a window. It's quite easy to do. Just change the directory as appropriate for your version.
 
42) The nervous thrill of the reunion
You've spent the past five years tracking their weight-gain on Facebook, so meeting up with your first love doesn't pack the emotional punch it once did.



Yup... I couldn't believe it when I looked up some of my crushes this year. All 3 of them got fat. In fact, only the heavier* one got thin.


*back in the 1990's heavier didn't mean HEAVIER like it does now.


My HS crush doesn't have facebook. She did for a little bit though, and denied my friend request. :lol:

I wonder if she'll still be pissed at me for no reason in 5 years time.
 
Number 7 ( Adolescent nerves at first porn purchase ) made me laugh. Seeing how that happened in the nineties, I was just young enough to remember all that. haha. (also AOL) Very funny article.

MY brother got busted for trying to steal a porn magazine. MY mother had to be called to collect him from the store. I don't know why he bothered, what with our fathers porn collection.
 
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