500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Love]

639 the monkey is an amoeba form his time

 

[Swedishguy]

#640 It was the first thing to be created in Big Bang.

 

[carmen510]

641. Furthur analysis shows it existed before the Big Bang.

 

[Xanikk999]

642: Even further analysis indicates the monkey is god! (Yes he actually exists!!)

 

[carmen510]

643. Due to miscalculations from another computer, the recent info about this sucky computer is invalid, and now it crashed.

 

[Xanikk999]

643. Due to miscalculations from another computer, the recent info about this sucky computer is invalid, and now it crashed.

Nope my computer is up and running. I think its your computer that miscalculated and crashed.

 

[ggganz]

644. It was actualy priced rediculously high so that the makers would not have to worry about someone buying it and knowing it sucks.
645. Nobody was fooled.
646. It existed before itself.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

647. 1=0
648. 0=0

 

[Swedishguy]

#649 The monkey created the Universe, and the computer created the monkey. Everything before is unknown.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

650. The computer created the unknown.

 

[Swedishguy]

#651 The computer created the stuff before the unknown.

 

[Perfection]

#652 The computer stuffed the universe up the unknown monkey.

 

[Swedishguy]

#643 When it created God, unaware of it's inpending doom...

Only proves it suck!!!

 

[Genocidicbunny]

644. WHen you can still find reasons it sucks after over 600 of them

 

[carmen510]

645. When it is bound to reach 1,000.

 

[tomsnowman123]

#651 The computer created the stuff before the unknown.

#646: The computer is the unknown.

 

[ggganz]

#652 The computer stuffed the universe up the unknown monkey.

647. It understands that sentence.

 

[carmen510]

648. Shockingly, the unknown is known because it has been known to be unknown, so therefore the computer is known because of unknown knowns. The unknown has not been explored, yet we know the unknown is unknown, so the known about the unknown is that unknown is in the unknown. The inner workings of the said computer is unknown because it's in the unknown, but it's known to be unknown what gizmos or iddly-bits are known in there that are currently unknown. The screen must be made out of unknown material to be unknown. The most commonly known known material is known to be pixelated glass or plastic. Yet it is unknown hence how pixel ideas were known or invented, creating the theory unknown. If unknown science is known by that person, it means he/she, who is unknown, knows the unknown. Since the unknown is knowned to be unknown, the unknown person knows the known. The known fact about the computer and this passage is known to be unknown.

In other words: The unknown is knowed so therefore, the computer is knowed.

If you or your computer can understand this unknown meaning known passage, your I.Q is known to be unknowingly over the known value of the unknowned known 190.

 

[Swedishguy]

#649 Look at all other posts!

 

[Love]

#650 the computer was build by the evil mean to crash every time someone trying to do anything on it(cursed) it is now owned byy the unlucky me