500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Swedishguy]

#651 It's a Windows '95

 

[Love]

#652 its worser than that

 

[Hitti-Litti]

It is Windows '95 BC

 

[Swedishguy]

#654 It's a Windows '4000 BC

 

[NikNaks]

#655 It's a Windows BT (before time)

 

[Swedishguy]

#656 It's a Windows BS (before space, not the other thingy!)

 

[Love]

#657 its an windows BE (before evrything)

 

[Swedishguy]

#658 the previous post is a good hint

 

[carmen510]

659. The computer is a crappy time vortex to the beginning of the existance of the computer, showing how it's crap.

 

[Xanikk999]

The computer is simply an abacus. And by definition of computing you can compute with an abacus.

 

[Love]

661 the computer is on suicide thoughts and thats why its crashing cuz its so bad

 

[NikNaks]

#662 Its so bad it only works when you coax it to give back the gun

 

[Love]

well the tread starter said 500 ways, weire over 650 ways

 

[Swedishguy]

#663 It's so bad it don't realize it can't hold it!

 

[Maniacal]

#664: It can't tell that most of the "new" clues are repeats.

 

[ybbor]

#665: It's source code is written in ROML - Really Old Markup OLanguage
#666: It is the spawn of Satan

yeah 666!

 

[Love]

#667 It's source code is written in YCNKBTMLI (you can never know how bad he markup languge is)

 

[Love]

#668 I know now how bad the markup languge is, it is BAD, even BADER than anything else, hahahahaha

 

[Perfection]

#669 Banana banana fish fish computerg cheese; metal! Hair dishpan fry fry fry LOL HTML AO-Hell, crud! Buddhism flim-flam quest. Maximum & DOS plus juice! Flair googleplex NIST. In mathematics, an ergodic sequence is a certain type of integer sequence, having certain equidistribution properties. Bloat, tote, scrote, goat, wrote, vote, moat, coat, dote, smote, quote, jibba jabba the Hutt; but; slut; cut; rut; mutt; Tut; what; smut; shut; jut; nut. Whispy-whacker white where whim whale whole hole ol' coal. Bigga bogga! :;:;:;:;:;:.....!!!!\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/@@@@@@@@#. 1 12 123 1234 12345 123456 1234567 12345678 12345678-PSYCH! ЯRЯRЯRЯRЯRЯRЯRЯRЯRЯR! Bippa-Dippa-Flippa-Skippa! SEVEN! [][][][][][][]{}[][][][][][][][] #########$$$$$$$$######## Who's your daddy? I like spike mike tyke! Go smell my feet, Compy-wompy! Root-a-toot-toot that's 45 smoots! Wiki-walky-talky-ticky-tocky-tick-tock-tic-tac-brick-a-brack-big-mac with cheese disease to please the sneeze to the degrees of n to Ben's hen men pen on phen-phen! Chugga-chugga-chugga blacka smack spork a dork pork tork lork jork work! QWERTY ASDFGH ZXCVBN AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz! She behaves with all the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa constrictor - Tony Banks, My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants. - Doug Heffernan, I want to be seen here in my simple, natural, ordinary fashion, without straining or artifice; for it is myself that I portray...I am myself the matter of my book - Michel de Montaigne. TAPPA JAPPA FLAPPA GAPPA HAPPA RAPPA PAPPA SNAPPA FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tally-ho tallywhacker talliban tally! Smell the bells of Hell!

 

[NikNaks]

#670 It's so bad it doesn't realise that the last post was utter rubbish!