500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Perfection]

#671 It's suckiness is on par with this thread's suckiness.

 

[NikNaks]

#672 It's worse than that comment suggests

 

[Love]

#673 The "h" button is slow and your daddy shall fix it whith his superpowers to look under the button and he take off the button and now it dont work.
I have to copy a h from anywhere and press ctrl V everytime

And I dont know how this compares whith the computer but its a sad story

 

[Swedishguy]

#674 It's unlimited minus one times your computer' suckiness!

 

[WerBackIII]

648 If you wanna write 2+2=4 you write 10+10=100

 

[Swedishguy]

#649 It can't calculate anything over 4.

 

[NikNaks]

#677 It can't calculate anything.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

#678 It CAN calculate. It calculates like this: 2+2=7,63

 

[Swedishguy]

#679 On closer inspection, it calculates like this: 2+2 is -9531,954

 

[Love]

#680 No, the computer counts 2+2=666,666

 

[SwedishSSK]

#681 It makes all the right calculations wrong.

 

[TheVictor]

#682 you look for a driver for your graphics card, go to the vendor's website and need to look under "legacy products"

 

[NikNaks]

#683 The software is so old it is kept in a secure underground location not known to man.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

684. Moses didn't saw a flaming bush, he saw the Computer calculating 2+2=4--355,,,,67667676.56+5.

 

[Perfection]

685. Its assembly language is Eubonics.

 

[LLXerxes]

686. The disk drive is stuck in the wrong position...

 

[carmen510]

687. The computer doesn't have a disk drive.
688. Apparently, the computer is made up of an unknown material.
68. We henceforth call the material Devil's Incarnate Ions.

 

[MrRats]

670. Your desktop background is made up of ASCII characters

 

[sepamu92]

671. Your desktop backround is made up of cave paintings.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

672. Your desktop background is made up of cavemen painting cave paintings.