500 ways you know your computer sucks

[ggganz]

Don't be fooled! Perfection's bacon jokes were stolen from the thing I write to replace the "radioactive monkey"! He is evil! Just look at his sig!
Also: 758. Its father was a hamster. I
759. Its mother smelled of elderberries.
760. It wipes other peoples bottoms.

 

[Abaddon]

Perfection, stop baiting the noobs...

 

[Perfection]

761. It's incapable of stealing ggganz's Bacon jokes.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

762. Your browser screams at you when you see size 12 bold red impact font.

 

[plarq]

763. Its screaming suddenly stopped. It's a crash.

 

[Love]

#764 it has no browser

 

[NikNaks]

#765 It thinks the internet is a complex spiders web

 

[Hitti-Litti]

766. It is a common joke among spiders.

 

[Perfection]

767. It eats spiders with a side of bacon.

 

[Atlas14]

768. It is prone to malfunction due to a saliva covered pretzel lodged in the keyboard because Perfection's list made you spit it out in a fit of laughter.

 

[Atlas14]

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

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Is that a real person?

769. It smells of rich mahogany.

 

[Love]

I think its made by an computer BUT NOT MINE!!!!!

 

[plarq]

#765 It thinks the internet is a complex spiders web

Internet is a big tube, you can't dump anything into it like a landfill!

 

[Love]

Well the internet sucks

 

[NikNaks]

This is going a bit off-topic...

#770 It is often used as a radioactive waste dump
#771 The radioactivity makes you look like that guy

 

[Love]

it is offtopic!

 

[Love]

Sorry doubleposting

 

[NikNaks]

Yes, but it was going off-topic of this off-topic topic...
Yes. That makes perfect sense...

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#772 It fails at life harder than this thread does..

 

[tomsnowman123]

#773: It can create a thread worse than this one.