500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Love]

#801. Britney Spears will come to your house with a legion of PC assistance people and get your computer ready to do #793 or #795.

#803 its hopeless...

 

[NikNaks]

#804 The assistance people go into a fit of laughter when they see your computer

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#805 the makers of the first PC go into a fit of laughter when they see your computer

 

[NikNaks]

#806 Cavemen go into a fit of laughter when they see your computer, after trying to eat it.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#807 the dinosaurs died of laughter after they saw it

 

[NikNaks]

#808 The big bang was caused by the computer trying to load.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#809 The electric current used to power your computer causes such a magnetic field that it causes stellar repulsion

 

[carmen510]

810. The computer was the beginning of time. It had existed before anything else. After 5,000 years of existance, it decided to create a new world. However, the plan backfired, exploding the computer. The pieces collided into eachother, creating a big bang, in this part of the solar system. The other pieces became planets or asteroids.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

so we're all living on a giant computer? Just like in HGTTG

 

[NikNaks]

Weird...
Therefore:

#811 Your computer was built from an asteroid.

 

[carmen510]

812. Your computer was made from a planet.

 

[Love]

#808 The big bang was caused by a computer crash.

Alredy mentioned by ME!!!

#813 Your computer was made in hell

 

[NikNaks]

Sorry... I changed it.

#814 The computer does not use binary. It uses 666 coding.

 

[Love]

#815 the computer use -666 coding

 

[carmen510]

816. It doesn't even have the technology to create binary or coding.

 

[Rossiya]

Has anyone realised that this thread has actually exceeded the "500" part of the thread title?

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Yeah, quite well...i mean, I speak for myself only, but i can read the numbers

 

[Perfection]

817. 2 digit precision? Bah! Who needs that?

 

[NikNaks]

#818 Your computer calculates this thread has a total of 0 reasons why it sucks

 

[plarq]

#819 Your computer couldn't calculates the number of reasons why it sucks. In fact, your computer couldn't run by any means.