500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Karl Townsend]

23 your comuter struggles to run civ 1

 

[Yuri2356]

24) Your laptop weighs in at a portable 42 pounds, with may colour screen and half of ten minutes bettery power.

(Cookie if you guess the reference)

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Disclaimer: If you have an Apple computer or like Apple computers, skip to reason #26.

25. Your computer has 'Apple' or 'Macintosh' written on it.

26. The tech support people make a choking sound when you call them.

 

[azzaman333]

27. You wish you had seen the blue screen of death.

 

[kingofkings]

28. You have technical support on speed dial.
29. Technical support just blocked you're number.

 

[Ramius75]

30. U need to know the diff between expanded and extended memory.

 

[plarq]

31. Dos=High
32. Your computer can't beat an NES.
33. Pac Man can't run well in your Macintosh

 

[azzaman333]

34. Space Invaders is the best game you could possibly have on your computer, and that is all your computer fits.

 

[puglover]

35. You can't run Media Player and volume control at the same time. (true! )

 

[Raisin Bran]

36 - You just bought a DOS update and it comes in 10 - 5 inch floppies!

 

[Ghost]

37. Your computer can't even load the blue screen of death

 

[plarq]

38. You can read a novel after you press the button, before beginning your work on your computer.

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

39.you could write your 50,000 word term paper before you could type it

 

[plarq]

40. Telnet is your only access of electronic network, with your 100b Modem.

 

[RickFGS]

41.You ve bought a printer and you ve come to the install software part. There are 3 floppie disks, you insert the first one, run the prog, and when it asks to insert the second you put it in with a lot of difficulty, by the time it asks for a third, you have to use the help of a hammer to fit it in the floopie driver. You computer explodes on you and then you call tech support claiming the disks had some sort of virus...

 

[Zuffox]

42. When you call technical support, they address you by your first name and grant you extra fast shipping and repair.

Last part is, in fact, true in my case.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

43 You're still using punch cards

 

[Lord_Iggy]

44. Putting a tv and a stereo next to your computer are the closest you'll ever get to a media edition PC.

 

[AxiomUk]

45. When doing anything remotely interesting on it causes it to lock up.

 

[LLXerxes]

46. Your harddrive doesn't have enough space to download the basic substitutions for windows products
47. subsequentially, you're stuck with IE, MSWord, MSOutlook, WMP...
48. your sound doesn't work
49. You can't rip new cd's onto your computer
50. subsequentially, you're stuck with 3 sound bits and two 'Beck' samples your computer automatically had as your default playlist