500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Dionysius]

401. your computer cannot find any results to the word "sex" on the internet.

 

[Leonel]

402: 95% of the dust in your home is in your computer

 

[ggganz]

403. "Comes complete with a free hammer!"

 

[MooManof_]

403. "Comes complete with a free hammer!"

405. The free hammer is missing

 

[MooManof_]

404 has been 404'd

 

[ggganz]

404. Your computer caused you to skip this number.

 

[MooManof_]

404. Your computer caused you to skip this number.

Personally I'd put it down to my geeky sense of humor, but whatever keeps you happy

 

[Dionysius]

406: while your CPU is so overheated you could fry eggs on it, all attempts fail.

 

[LLXerxes]

406. DOS BSOD's you.

 

[MooManof_]

405: while your CPU is so overheated you could fry eggs on it, all attempts fail.

I already did 405

 

[Dionysius]

damn. ill change to 406 and LLxerxes to 407.
that right?

 

[MooManof_]

Why not just go straight to 407? Confuse people by killing the order even more

 

[Dionysius]

lets just pretend this never happened. `kay?

408: your computer has less memory than a goldfish.

 

[Mewtarthio]

867) You manage, through no computation whatsoever, to selectively breed a herd of elephants so that they achieve complete speciation. One of these elephants has a certain genetic code towards which you were breeding it. Its DNA forms a special code which, when properly decoded, reveals information about a luncheon you held shortly after beginning the project (you have to squint really hard to read the DNA). You send this elephant to your friend, who manages to decode the DNA and read the message. She still hasn't seen the original email you sent on the luncheon.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

methinks your number is a bit off there..

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

ÖÜ¢: Your computer keyboard can't type numbers right.

 

[Souron]

411)You replace your keyboard with this, because these are the only keys you use:

412) You computer actually came with the above as it's keyboard.

 

[plarq]

413）Your computer operates you.

 

[Dionysius]

414: your animated character on the search menu isnt very helpful;

 

[BlizzardGR]

414: your animated character on the search menu isnt very helpful;