500 ways you know your computer sucks

[MooManof_]

369. It has squirrels instead of a CLI.

 

[Sophie 378]

370. Attempting to play Minesweeper, you find that you need to buy a new graphics card.

 

[ggganz]

I of find it kind of ironic that hasn't been used once in this thread.

 

[Maniacal]

371: You ahve to turn the control box around on a turning thing to press all the buttons just to turn it on
372: The control box is the size of your house.

I of find it kind of ironic that hasn't been used once in this thread.

WRONG. You just did.

 

[MooManof_]

Although now you've quoted him, it has no longer been used only once. So he's right...

373.

 

[ArneHD]

374: It lost a game of chess against a hand held calculator from 1969.

 

[Truronian]

375. Your internet is a series of tubes.

 

[ggganz]

No more stuff, alright? And don't say that I'm breaking my own rule by saying this, alright? ALRIGHT???

 

[carmen510]

376. You just found out you need a new computer to play minesweeper.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

376. You just found out you need a new computer to play minesweeper.

376. You just found out you need a new computer to run the BIOS

 

[Souron]

377. Instead of a keyboard it has a switchboard

 

[ArneHD]

378: The printer is a person locked in a cardborad box with a slit for output. You wonder where the smell comes from.

 

[ggganz]

376. You just found out you need a new computer to play minesweeper.

379. Your computer can't handle the number of times the word minesweeper has been used in this thread. (Seven so far)

 

[Truronian]

380. Your computer is an upgraded WWII minesweeper

 

[carmen510]

381. Your computer can't handle the letter e and it explodes if you try to use it.

 

[ggganz]

Why e?
(See signature

 

[carmen510]

I saw E is the most used letter of the alphabet.

 

[MooManof_]

Why e?
(See signature

It is the most used letter in the English Language.

 

[carmen510]

Dude, I just answered that. Of course, its also because I heard a song called 'e eats everything' or something like that. Also, because i like the other letters for some reason.

 

[ggganz]

Your computer can't stop you from posting "I like the other letters for some reason".
EDIT: this is 383 because I forgot to number it and 382 is later.