500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Eran of Arcadia]

Of course, its also because I heard a song called 'e eats everything' or something like that.

Dude, is that from the "Here Come the ABC's" DVD that They Might Be Giants did? If so, I didn't know anyone else had ever seen it.

 

[MooManof_]

Your computer can't stop you from posting "I like the other letters for some reason".

382. Your computer can stop you from posting "I like the other letters for some reason".

 

[Maniacal]

283: Your goldfish is a better mathematician.

375. Your internet is a series of tubes.

Wh ydidn't I think of that!

 

[carmen510]

Princecamp: Your number is supposed to be 383, not 283.

 

[Dionysius]

384; your computer waxes philisophical=

 

[carmen510]

Dionysius, priceless.

 

[Dionysius]

twas the wierdest pop-up EVAR.

385: your computer starts imitating Baghdad Bob=
EDIT=found a better one.

 

[plarq]

386: Your computer begins with the legal case between Intel and AMD.

 

[MooManof_]

387. You think you might have forgotten something when feeding your pets:

 

[Hadrean]

388. when you have done this to it. (open spoiler)

Spoiler :

 

[Hadrean]

389. this is how it stays cool.

 

[Maniacal]

390: Your computer has a whole planet to it'self.

 

[MooManof_]

390: Your computer has a whole planet to it'self.

That wouldn't suck... unless it had less computing power than an analogue watch.

 

[Mewtarthio]

391 - It continually requests straws, lolipops, popscicles, and the like.

392 - While no computer could possibly compute the "groan factor" of that pun, your computer cannot even tell that it was bad

393 - Spyware doesn't infect your computer. Your computer infects spyware.

394 - Minesweeper! Minesweeper Minsweeper Minsweeper!

 

[Godwynn]

395. It takes 2 minutes just to load Solitaire.

 

[Souron]

396) It's maniacly depressed.

 

[Maniacal]

That wouldn't suck... unless it had less computing power than an analogue watch.

397: It's got less computing power than an analogue watch.

 

[plarq]

398. your computer clock only tells a correct time twice a day.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

399. Your computer's clock is somehow never right . . .

 

[ggganz]

400.