500 ways you know your computer sucks

[tomsnowman123]

#584
Crashes when trying to install sid meiers railroads

#585 crashes when installing Pong.

#586. Crashes when installing 0,1 game

#595: It crashes when you try to install a mouse.
#596: It just crashes.
#597: It isn't running Linux.

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

rofl i havent logged in for months cus i took a brake and it warms my heart to see this

 

[Love]

#597 the computer... ehhh whatta heck, it still sucks!

 

[Yuri2356]

598) Your main input device is a tellegraph.

599) Your modem is made entirely of wood.

600) You've found homeless families living inside your PC's casing.

 

[NikNaks]

601. The homeless families have faster computers.

 

[Love]

Your modem is made entirely of wood.

#602 The modem is made entirerly of rotten wood

#603, it may look like this:

 

[NikNaks]

604. Yours looks even worse than that

 

[sepamu92]

605. You can't even tell if it is worse than that, because it is so messed up that it doesn't look like anything you've ever seen before.

 

[Maniacal]

606: it has red horns sticking out of it

 

[NikNaks]

607. It hisses at you if you touch it

 

[Swedishguy]

#608 your computer has better computers than you!

 

[NikNaks]

609. Your computer is so old it has evolved into a living creature

 

[Swedishguy]

#610 it was manufactured before mankind!

 

[NikNaks]

611. The monkeys before us had better computers.

 

[Swedishguy]

#612 the one-cell organisms had better computers!

 

[Love]

#613 My computer is so lousy so that the ants flees out of it cuz its so rutten

 

[Hitti-Litti]

#614 Your computer was the first thing that crawled out of the water.

 

[Xanikk999]

#615

Your computer is not digital it is ANALOG!

 

[tomsnowman123]

#616: Noah had two of them on the Ark.

 

[sepamu92]

#616: Noah had two of them on the Ark.

#617. They were so horrible Noah wouldn't let them on the ark.