To: Germany, Russia
From: France
We are willing to collaborate on any efforts Germany and Russia have in mind to stamp out socialism. To begin, Germany, we are willing to offer suppository funds if required - to be repaid in full at a later date - with little to no interest to help quash the socialist menace in South America.
To: Virginia
From: France
You repeat statistics without any regard for that which they stand for. You fail to mention that our wars are entirely justified. How is it that we are the harbingers of war when in every instance our war was reflexive to defend that which is ours? When your slaves rebel, do you not strike them down before first seeking redress of grievance? When your nation is attacked, do you not first annex Miami before discussing it with the international community, all the while offering flimsy and poorly constructed rhetoric to defend your erstwhile barbaric and wholly criminal conquest of another sovereign nation? You know what they say, Robert, those who live in glass houses should not throw stones; and we, unlike you, are presently discussing terms to restore independence - completely undeserved at that - to this nation which wronged us. Go back to your mud huts.
To: Sauk
From: France
We sullenly accept this treaty. Mark our words, however, if Fox breaches Imperial territory once more, they shall pay for it with blood.
To: Deseret
From: France
We thought you were a neutral nation? Clearly not. You denounce Louisianan attacks on Texas, denounce France's efforts at holding them down, and then call us the warmongers when they declare independence. Ponder for a moment what will be holding them back the next time they get it in their skulls to invade Texas... answer? Nothing! In fact, in such a situation, we may even find it advantageous to supply them with weapons and arms - after all, what is a free market? Deseret surely is a deranged, queer little country.