A Brave New World Part 2

Don't worry guys I have a plan to deal with these Socialists
 
To: New England
From: France


We fail to see what the problem is; Quebec's army is scarcely larger than New England's. We have spoken with them, further, and they apologize for the sabre-rattling. How about a 5-mile demilitarization of both sides of the border?
 
To: New England
From: France


We fail to see what the problem is; Quebec's army is scarcely larger than New England's. We have spoken with them, further, and they apologize for the sabre-rattling. How about a 5-mile demilitarization of both sides of the border?

To France
From New England

We will not demilitarize our borders! The Quebecois cavalry outnumbers ours sixfold. And quite frankly, we do not appreciate being told called "f**kers* by the Quebecois and ordered to "punish [our] pathetic barbaric slave [Canada]". How are we supposed to simply accept a trite forced apology when the Quebecois ambassador told us "No one f**ks with me and gets away with it"? We do not let backwards heathens talk to us that way, let alone, apparently civilized Western heads of state. The world gathers to deal with the Socialists in Brazil and you want us to simply ignore the deranged members of the same ideology just over our border? We think not!

If France is not a part of the solution, then obviously it is part of the problem! Therefore we are forced to recognize the newly formed Empire of Louisiana and urge all other American states to do the same!

OOC; There, that ought to make things more interesting :P
 
OOC: Agreed, im gonna get some popcorn...

To Germany
From England:

While we understand and agree with your measures to deal with Brazil, issuing sucha declaration that will put us at odds with all socialist nations in the present and/or future whether they are democratically elected or not. Could very well put us at odds with nations who we have no issues with. We ask that you consider changing the declaration to simply include nations that have fallen in revolution, coup, or rigged ballots, and leave those that have willfully elected such parties to their own ends unless they threaten the stablity of a region or the very world.
 
OOC: Oh TLJ, how the pot has been stirred. Unfortunately Louisiana shan't last the update. ;)

IC-

To: New England
From: French Empire


Insolent fools! As of now we hereby WITHDRAW from the Entente!

To: Russia
From: French Empire


Idiots in Boston have spoiled the trifecta once held between our three nations. However Moscow has yet to disappoint us on anything. Perhaps we could sign a Pact of Alliance exclusively between mighty Russia and humble France?
 
From Ecuadorian Foreign Ministry
To Germany
CC: Denouncement of Socialism

We wish to reaffirm that we are still first and foremost a democratic republic, and not a socialist paradise in any sense. We are certainly instituting reforms, but it is not just the workers and farmers that will prosper, it is also the wealthy and foreign corporations. We do not redistribute wealth any more than pensions, nor did we nationalize every industry in Ecuador. The only ones we did nationalize were oil/gas and mining, and I think we can agree that a national system for these resources would be better than a largely divided private sector.

OOC: In other words, we are not a socialist nation, and as such, our nation's economic ties should not be cut off.
 
OCC: I wonder if this will be the start of a socialist witch hunt
 
OOC: Every good NES needs a socialist boogeyman.
 
Oh of course,

EQ did you get my revised orders? Sorry about the mistake
 
Yes, recieved those, all right. We are approaching the final deadline in a few minutes, but fear not! For those who are dedicatedly working or procrastinating on them, you have until I'm done taking out the trash (should take fifteen minutes or so).
 
OOC: Hey, I won't be able to send orders until about 7:30. Do you think you could hold off updating North America until then?
 
OOC: but but thats the bit we want the most...
 
OCC: Speak for yourself I want to see what is going down between Brazil and Germany
 
From The Empire of Germany
To England

We see the wisdom of your words and we shall indeed do so.

Germany shall oppose any and all socialist governments that come to power through undemocratic means.

To The Berlin Alliance

New England has ever been a friend of the German people and of most of the nations present. As such we would like to convey their interest in joining our Alliance. They have the full support of the Kaiser and the German people.
 
North America is certainly the most volatile region at the moment. Because of the importance of your orders Supermath and those of Matt0088 for part of that. I can postpone that region's wars for a little while, and work on the other stuff before that.
 
OCC: I wonder why Germany is so worried about democratic means when it is an Absolute Monarchy

JK
 
OOC: Just reminding everyone that the Imperium has chainsaw swords.
 
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