A Brave New World Part 2

[Arian]

To: the enemies of the FIP
From: Abyssinia

We, King Menelik II, Divine Ruler of Abyssinia, Keeper of the Arc of the Covenant can no longer tolerate the vile and agressive threats towards the God-fearing French Imperial Protectate and her God-fearing allies. You leave us no choice: In the name of all Christianity we are forced to use our God-given Arc of the Covenant upon our heathen enemies.
You all should be grateful because we put you out of your earthly misery in an instant, to be judged by God Almighty. May he have mercy on your blackened souls.

 

[Crezth]

It's not like we dismantled the british empire or anything. >_>

 

[Adrogans]

Of course you didn't.

 

[Yui108]

Starting the real update now. Looking like we have a grand ole war. As a warning due to initial RNG returns, the war is not proceeding exactly as I predicted.

Oh snaaaapp

 

[Ace of Gold]

To World
From King George V:

England hereby declares her support for the Berlin alliance and pledges any aid she can. God Save Us All.

Not like you can do much.

 

[Tyrion]

coming from a country who needlessly sent over 50% of his cavalry to the slaughter in the first year and will likely soon be sitting it out while the big boys blow each other to kingdom come that means a lot... dont worry no English soldiers will be burning down your homes we're just going to help ensure less of your friends make it to foolishly try and prevent the devestation of the country that pulled the world into war. Should be fun. Now if you dont have anything real to say and are going to continue to rely on your one liners, good day sir.

 

[Ace of Gold]

coming from a country who needlessly sent over 50% of his cavalry to the slaughter in the first year and will likely soon be sitting it out while the big boys blow each other to kingdom come that means a lot... dont worry no English soldiers will be burning down your homes we're just going to help ensure less of your friends make it to foolishly try and prevent the devestation of the country that pulled the world into war. Should be fun. Now if you dont have anything real to say and are going to continue to rely on your one liners, good day sir.

I'm gonna laugh while you get owned by the French, again. Some things never change.

 

[Adrogans]

I'm gonna laugh while you get owned by the French, again. Some things never change.

That's right hide behind mommy's skirt.

 

[Matt0088]

I'm gonna laugh while you get owned by the French, again. Some things never change.

Most things do.
A few things never do.

 

[Ace of Gold]

That's right hide behind mommy's skirt.

I'm not hiding. If you want me, come and get me.

 

[TheLastJacobite]

What is up with all the flaming in this thread? Can't we all just kill each other and be civil about it?

 

[Adrogans]

What is up with all the flaming in this thread? Can't we all just kill each other and be civil about it?

The only civil in war is when you kill civilians!

 

[Tyrion]

please delete accidental spam

 

[Tyrion]

Dear god he's up to two liners we all stuffed now... now i have to stop feeding the troll because this is all way off topic... almost as bad as surfing the wow forums

 

[Tyrion]

wow my computer epicly failed... For a while there looked like it had posted the same message about 8 times... luckily it didnt

 

[Ace of Gold]

Epic failure Tyrion. If your as good as war as you are triple-posting, than I was right.

 

[Kentharu]

Enough flaming. Either quit it or I'm going to report you all.
Final warning.

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

Kentharu is right. Save the taunting for AIM. Now I have some more bad news.

They're shutting down the library internet in just a few moments for some wierd system thing. It's supposed to be down the rest of the evening. Therefore, update will have to be picked up tomorrow. All player production and unit placement orders are done, and the outline is more or less drawn up (only a few more NPC additions will be made to it).

We're looking at a very lengthy update with both sections on the war and off of it. Some teasers below:

COMING IN LESS THAN 20 HOURS TO A FORUM NEAR YOU!

THE HUMILIATION OF AN "EMPIRE"!

CLIMATIC BATTLES IN NEARLY EVERY MAJOR BODY OF WATER!

FAILURE OF AT LEAST PART OF EVERYBODY'S ORDERS!

AN OOC SECTION WITH CRITICISM AND POINTING OUT MISSED RULES THAT'S NEARLY AS LONG AS THE SPECIAL ON THE SECTION OF THE WAR IS GOING TO BE!


Finally, I can safely say victory is not quite as assured as I may have made it out to be to some people. This war is still far from determined, and there is A LOT of fighting to be done by a lot of people.

 

[Matt0088]

THE HUMILIATION OF AN "EMPIRE"!

The Quebecois Empire?

 

[Crezth]

Paris ain't that easy to burn, children. >=)