OOC: Really, my friends?
And what does France, Russia and Italy know of "RUSE"?
Because this is what I think of when I hear it:
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So, tell me, what is RUSE doing?
I feel confident it's not arranging who hosts the next tea-party..
Obviously, it's a "forum for the three Great Powers to discuss things." Duh.
When General Muhammad Hamka is joking he will give you permission for when to laugh. General Muhammad Hamka did not give you permission to laugh. Therefore General Muhammad Hamka is not joking. General Muhammad Hamka has furthermore taken to referring to himself from third person. Truly is he excellent.
From Republic of Italy
To Russia
Do you not see the lack of sanity from Bulgaria clearly now? They speak of us as coveting Constantinople. Why would we want to take Constantinople? What purpose would it serve us.
You have our assurances that the issue at hand is and will continue to be simply removing Macedonia from Bulgaria and repairing it.
General Muhammad Hamka in his infinite wisdom offers the following solution.
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You may thank me now for having solved this crisis.
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.
RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.
Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.
RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.
Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.
RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.
Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.
Why is it so secretive and have a fancy acronym?![]()
*roll eyes* I wanted to call the group What Happens When Superpowers Form Trusts but I knew it'd go over poorly.
To Virginia
From New England
We are willing to call for a ceasefire between our nations and begin talks for a truce in the Pennsylvanian war, to avoid further bloodshed on all sides.
OOC: Alderaan is fine. Nothing has happened to Alderaan. There is no need to travel there though, as they are all sick. Avoid Alderaan. Also avoid Yavin 4; it is useless to visit this planet. There was never a Rebel base there, nor was there ever a Rebel Alliance. Praise be to the Emperor and his infinite glory, which keeps us all from harm! Long live the Empire!