A Brave New World Part 3

General Muhammad Hamka in his infinite wisdom offers the following solution.

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You may thank me now for having solved this crisis.
 
OOC: Really, my friends?

And what does France, Russia and Italy know of "RUSE"?

Because this is what I think of when I hear it:
Spoiler :
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So, tell me, what is RUSE doing?

I feel confident it's not arranging who hosts the next tea-party..

Obviously, it's a "forum for the three Great Powers to discuss things." Duh.
 
When General Muhammad Hamka is joking he will give you permission for when to laugh. General Muhammad Hamka did not give you permission to laugh. Therefore General Muhammad Hamka is not joking. General Muhammad Hamka has furthermore taken to referring to himself from third person. Truly is he excellent.
 
Obviously, it's a "forum for the three Great Powers to discuss things." Duh.

It is simply a forum to plan and create wonderful things in Europe like the new pipeline.

From Republic of Italy
To General Muhammad Hamka


We thank you for your vote of confidence in this matter, but we make no claims to the Balkans. The most we would do is what we have said we would do.


-Rebuild Macedonia
-Let Macedonia vote on its future


To Bulgaria

Now we again demand for Bulgaria to remove itself from Macedonia and we demand 3ep of reparations for its lies about the Republic, claiming we wish to partition the Balkans and sack Constantinople.
 
From Poland
To the Nations involved in the Macedonia matter

We would like to state that Poland is taking no Military action in this matter. We support an Independent Macedonia we do not support bloodshed over this matter nor will contribute to any bloodshed. We are more than willing to send observers to Macedonia to over look that the proper steps are taken to ensure a independent Macedonia.
 
When General Muhammad Hamka is joking he will give you permission for when to laugh. General Muhammad Hamka did not give you permission to laugh. Therefore General Muhammad Hamka is not joking. General Muhammad Hamka has furthermore taken to referring to himself from third person. Truly is he excellent.

OOC: Yes, yes, excuse me while I make an important call...

St Brutus Sanitarium For Disturbed Minds?

Yes, what do you want?

There is some guy here at this NES that likes to talk about himself in third person, and makes stupid jokes that he believes are serious commentaries. He has this weird name, but I guess it's not his true name.

Yes, sir. Please, await at the phone for a few minutes...
 
From Republic of Italy
To Russia


Do you not see the lack of sanity from Bulgaria clearly now? They speak of us as coveting Constantinople. Why would we want to take Constantinople? What purpose would it serve us.

You have our assurances that the issue at hand is and will continue to be simply removing Macedonia from Bulgaria and repairing it.

Even though this is not addressed to us, Portugal will offer help in setting up a free government that Italy may appreciate.

General Muhammad Hamka in his infinite wisdom offers the following solution.

neweurope.png


You may thank me now for having solved this crisis.

:lol:
 
From Republic of Italy
To Portugal, Turkey, Ireland, Switzerland, Austria, Norway


We would like to thank you for your offer of neutral peace keeping force and assistance in Macedonia. We will gratefully accept such assistance once the situation with Bulgaria is resolved.
 
To Italy
From Bulgaria


If this neutral peacekeeping force you speak of is available, we are willing to withdraw, just as long as said neutral peacekeeping force and not Italian force takes our place, and as long as your declaration of war is rescinded.

The countries you listed are satisfactorily neutral.
 
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.

RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.

Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.
 
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.

RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.

Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.

OOC: Its a way not to spam our pms.

IC:
From Republic of Italy
To Bulgaria


No this force is in support of the Republic of Italy's mission to rebuild Macedonia, the time for the possibility of the Republic trusting you to maintain your word is long gone. Bulgaria leaves Macedonia, period.

We are also still demanding recompense for your slander, lies, and falsefied documents.
 
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.

RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.

Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.

Why is it so secretive and have a fancy acronym? :)
 
OOC: secretive was because you all would respond like this.

acronym was because I found it entertaining since the group needs a name and calling it:

We made this group to avoid spamming pms or WMTGTASP just was stupid.
 
OOC: This is a global service announcement. Please pay attention.

RUSE is a three-way hotline that connects Paris, Rome, and St. Petersburg, in the same way that there was a hotline connecting the White House and the Kremlin. That is all it is.

Also people need to get over the idea that I'm evil. I am not evil. I am just misunderstood.

To Virginia
From New England

We are willing to call for a ceasefire between our nations and begin talks for a truce in the Pennsylvanian war, to avoid further bloodshed on all sides.

OOC: Alderaan is fine. Nothing has happened to Alderaan. There is no need to travel there though, as they are all sick. Avoid Alderaan. Also avoid Yavin 4; it is useless to visit this planet. There was never a Rebel base there, nor was there ever a Rebel Alliance. Praise be to the Emperor and his infinite glory, which keeps us all from harm! Long live the Empire!
 
Why is it so secretive and have a fancy acronym? :)

*roll eyes* I wanted to call the group What Happens When Superpowers Form Trusts but I knew it'd go over poorly.
 
*roll eyes* I wanted to call the group What Happens When Superpowers Form Trusts but I knew it'd go over poorly.

OOC: You're acronym doesn't have to be an actual word, it just has to sound like a word. WODG (Western Order Defense Guild), PUND (Powers Unite in National Democracies), STABUPEN (Southern Table Artisans Building a Utopia for Peace, Enterprise, and Nightstands) are decent example. Its safer to go with a fake word, because if you really are evil alliance bent on oppression,
Spoiler :
in which case may I be the first to say praise be unto you, magnificent overlords,

then people will have a harder time figuring it out whether it sounds threatening or not.
 
To Virginia
From New England

We are willing to call for a ceasefire between our nations and begin talks for a truce in the Pennsylvanian war, to avoid further bloodshed on all sides.

OOC: Alderaan is fine. Nothing has happened to Alderaan. There is no need to travel there though, as they are all sick. Avoid Alderaan. Also avoid Yavin 4; it is useless to visit this planet. There was never a Rebel base there, nor was there ever a Rebel Alliance. Praise be to the Emperor and his infinite glory, which keeps us all from harm! Long live the Empire!

OOC: Deadline passed, ive sent orders already.

IC:

To New England
From Virginia


We are willing to hear your proposal.
 
From the Free City of Chicago
To all Participants in the Pennsylvanian War


Since we have as of late, officially withdrawn from the war, the city of Chicago would be willing to hold a peace conference there dedicated to the end of this war. Although we had fought with the Virginians, we would be willing to act as impartial mediators between Virginia and New England (and their respective allies).

However, we do wish for an independent Pennsylvanian representative to come to these negotiations, should they take place.
 
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