A Bush Joke...

[GenghisK]

A "busherie" like we say in French

USA. A man was stopped at the traffic lights by a woman. She told the guy:
_ It's terrible, the President Bush has been caught by terrorists. They're asking for a $1 billion ransom. Otherwise, they throw petrol on him and burn him. Please help us collecting funds.
_ How much have you already collected, so far? asked the man.
_ well, 6 or 7 gallons...

Hm, I remind you it belongs to the Humor forum so no offense please. Thanks

 

[scorch]

very funny, i got another one.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."


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[stellar converter]

heres one.

you no how bush and gore are always disagreeing about something? well, they both think that stuff is wrong in the media. yea. george bush hates gore and al gore hates bush.

(yes, i know it is stupid.)

on a local radio station(newradio ktar 620 the tony femino show):

they made a little song to the tune of who let the dogs out. i know the chorus, but i cant really remember the rest:

Bush beat Al Gore out!
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush!
Bush beat Al Gore out!
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush!
etc.

The election was close, everyones watching.
dodododododo.
i forget the rest, but it was friekin funny.

 

[Zeus]

Ok, I've got one:

In the near future (hopefully)...
One day a man walked up to a secret service agent outside the whitehouse and said to him, "I'd like to see President Bush please."
To which the agent replied, "Mr. Bush no longer lives here and is not president." The man then walks away.

The next day...

The same man walks up to the same agent and says the same thing, to which the agent replies, "I told you yesterday sir, Mr. Bush no longer lives or works here!" The man then walks away.

The next day...
The SAME man walks up to the SAME agent and asks the SAME question. This time, the agent gets quite a bit ticked, "Sir, I told you yesterday, and I told you the day before, Mr. Bush no longer LIVES OR WORKS HERE!!"
The man then says, "I know, I just like hearing you say that." :lol

 

[Warlord56]

I really hate this thread being a Republican, but I mineaswell post a joke, seeing as to the fact that I have one.

A quote from president bush at the graduation of some school(I forget which).

"All of you who passed with A's and B's you can go and get a good job. But for all you that passed with C-'s, you too can become president of the United States."

[This message has been edited by Warlord56 (edited June 04, 2001).]

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Yale, some school you can not remeber, eh?

"you can always tell a Harvard (prnc: Haaarvaard) man, but there is not much you can tell him.