A Corrupt Wish

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, your kingdom hates you and you are assassinated a day later

I wish I had some real chocolate

 

[Logik]

Granted, your kingdom hates you and you are assassinated a day later

I wish I had some real chocolate

Granted you receive a box of them through the mail from annonymous person you think what the heck and proceed to eat one only then you realize too late that it was not chocolate your are eating.


i wish i can time travel.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

OOC:

Granted, your kingdom hates you and you are assassinated a day later

Sounds like the typical starting point in a Feud game...


IC:

i wish i can time travel.

Granted. However, during your travels, you meet your future lover. She seems to know everything about you, including your secret name that only a select few know.

However, in the course of rescuing others, you watch her sacrifice herself. Now you know forever the day that she will die long before you ever meet her for the first official time and this memory will haunt you for the rest of time as you journey throughout it--even though you know that you will have many great adventures together, your thoughts will always be spoiled by knowing that she will die one day in the precense of an earlier version of you.


It would be nice if I had a wonderful telephone conversation with a fellow CFCer.

 

[Mosher]

Granted. It's a mod, telling you you're banned.


I wish I could win a conquest game, just once!

 

[ilduce349]

granted, but it was a C2C gigantic earth map (playing on settler with eternity speed). The game took so long that everyone you ever knew graduated from your school, moved out of town etc etc. Even your parents stopped loving you due to your obsession with Civ 4.

In the end your computer crashed seconds after winning. And after realizing it was on settler you felt the victory to be unfulfilling, and with your computer busted and everyone you ever knew no longer in your life, you were driven insane.

After an attempted suicide, you spent the following year in a mental asylum before being lobotomized.

I wish to never earn a billion dollars.

 

[christos200]

granted, but your gonverment decides to over tax you.

I wish i was a byzantine emperor.

 

[Mosher]

Granted. The Serbs rise up and overthrow you.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Granted. You wished for nothing and that's what you got: a boatload of nothing.

I could use some sleep...

 

[christos200]

Granted. You slept while driving a car and you crushed on oone building with 10 nukes so the entire world dies.

I wish stalin was still alive .

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Granted. Both Stalin and Alexander rise from the dead. They launch waves and waves of forces at each other, ripping the world assunder in the process. As the dead pile up, Alexander decides that he only needs 300 men and goes up against Stalin's tanks. However, Stalin sees the ruse (Tanks lose to Spearmen) and puts aside the Tanks, pulling out his under-equipped (typical USSR) forces that have nothing more than dull axe blades for weapons. The Axemen prove to be Alexander's downfall and Alexander is slain. Stalin chops off Alexander's head, holds the head up by its hair, shakes the head violently so that it wobbles back and forth in an obscene manner, and claims the "The Great" title for himself, renaming Alexander to "Alex The Forgotten." To your incredible horror and dismay, Stalin The Great rips off his own face mask, revealing his true identity: Mosher!

I could use some driving lessons.

 

[Mosher]

You take driving lesson, and the world implodes from your doublepost.

I wish I had an M1.

 

[ilduce349]

granted, but your gonverment decides to over tax you.

I wish i was a byzantine emperor.

I didn't want to have a billion dollars, so taking money away from me actually didn't corrupt my wish...

You take driving lesson, and the world implodes from your doublepost.

I wish I had an M1.

Granted, buts its only a model M1.

I wish nobody would post in this thread again

 

[BigTin]

Granted for all of 2hrs and 24mins then I posted.

I wish for school to not start on Thursday for me.

 

[Mosher]

Granted. It starts now, and you're late.


I wish I could speak Russian.

 

[ilduce349]

Good damn it Big Tin. I was talking to the owner of the account named Nobody and he was about to post.

@mosher: Granted you know how to say hello in Russian but you have forgotten how to speak English.

I wish that Mosher would replace the word communism with capitalism in his sig, leaving everything else unchanged.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Granted. However, Mosher, having forgotten how to use English, misspelled the "C" word by accidentally writing "Communism" in place of "Capitalism."

I could use a Burger King Whopper right about now.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted. You can have SouthernKing.

I wish I wasn't being distracted by CFC

 

[ilduce349]

Granted, you become distracted by facebook instead.


I wish that Canada would successfully occupy America

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Granted. Sorry, but there was no possible way to corrupt that one. Congrats. You just broke the thread.

I'd like a new computer.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

EDIT: GAH, crossposted again! Granted, but it's worse than your old one.

I wish the US economy was not in such a bad shape.